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The Boardroom Lyrics by Jay “Human Kebab” Parsons

Slap That Ask

2021

I catch a whiff of the mahogany it takes me back

To several years ago I day traded for stacks

Hand over fist now they're delisting me for fraud

I gave my money to Noriega in Panama

Nah nah nah that was well before my time

I accumulated millions from a boardroom in the sky

57 stories high

Cigars smoked up

Flown in from Havana where the Commies run amok

Now I'm starin' out my window

At my Chopper it's for rent

I don't do no market research

I succeed by accident

All I see is Sistine

Ceilings Gucci

Palm trees in my lobby

Bernie Madoff with my dreams

Time and time again I think about The Boardroom and how much it means to me

Time and time again I think about The Boardroom

Time and time again I think about The Boardroom and how much it means to me

Time and time again I think about The Boardroom Oh man, you can’t fucking stop me

Business to business I seek subsistence

Supply chain remains unchanged cause I fixed it

Orator and when I quarterly speak

The public prays for profit projections to peak

Assets inject and affect my net worth

To the bursting point of gross margins girth

Revenue is infused with dues I've paid

In exchange for foreign currency I trade

Deals get struck and conducted on paper

Handshakes take place atop my skyscraper

Record highs and I buy low

I recognize the strength of the Dow Jones

Omni-Channel Market

Key Performance partner

Growth Hacking Captain

In my Twilight Taylor Lautner

Oligarch my business pedigree's

Monopolisticalifragilisticextradoughforme

Time and time again I think about The Boardroom and how much it means to me

Time and time again I think about The Boardroom

Time and time again I think about The Boardroom and how much it means to me

Time and time again I think about The Boardroom

About “The Boardroom” by Jay “Human Kebab” Parsons

Read the complete lyrics to "The Boardroom" by Jay “Human Kebab” Parsons from the album "Slap That Ask" in 2021. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"The Boardroom" appears on "Slap That Ask" in 2021.

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