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EA Knows Best Lyrics by /v/ the Musical

Industry

2013

[EA]
You want no more Origin? Why, consumer...!
Look at you, as foolish as a vixen
Still a little dumbass, just a goy
You know why we keep up the restrictions
[CONSUMER]
I know but...
[EA]
That's right, to keep you safe and sound, dear
Guess I always knew this day was coming
Knew that soon you'd want to leave the nest
Soon, but not yet
[CONSUMER]
But --
[EA]
Shh!
Trust me, pest
EA knows best
EA knows best
Listen to your merchant
There are shitty games out there
EA knows best
One way or another
Something will go wrong, I swear
DRM, plebs
Private trackers, malware
Rehashes and shit
And Steam
[CONSUMER]
No!
[EA]
Yes!
[CONSUMER]
But --
[EA]
Also bugged games
Games with difficulty, and
Stop, no more, you'll just upset me
EA's right here
EA will protect you
Darling, here's what I suggest
Skip the gameplay
Stay with EA
EA knows best
EA knows best
EA knows best
Take it from your merchant
On your own, you won't survive
Can't resist a sale
Loose with your money
Please, they'll eat you up alive
Gullible, naive
Positively grubby
Ditzy and a bit, well, hmm vague
Plus, I believe
Gettin' a neckbeard
I'm just saying 'cause I wuv you
EA understands
EA's here to help you
All I have is one request
Consumer?
[CONSUMER]
Yes?
[EA]
Don't ever ask for us to drop Origin
[CONSUMER]
Yes, EA
[EA]
I love your money so much
[CONSUMER]
I love you more
[EA]
I love it most
Don't forget it
You'll regret it
EA knows best
Credits
/v/ the Musical

/v/ the Musical

About “EA Knows Best” by /v/ the Musical

Read the complete lyrics to "EA Knows Best" by /v/ the Musical from the album "Industry" in 2013. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Comedy, Disney, Musicals.

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"EA Knows Best" appears on "Industry" in 2013.

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