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Canal Smarts Lyrics by Mitch Hedberg

Do you believe in Gosh

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Now in Italy, not italy. Yeah it is italy, so in Italy. In Venice they don’t have streets they have canals. We gotta keep the kids off the canals. In Venice if you are not book smart but you do know what’s going on, your canal smart. I got canal smart bitch. I was writing a letter, I had a problem, i was like Ed-- how do you abbreviate Arkansas. I don’t know just start spelling it, and quit. I was at the airport, I put my bag on the x-ray machine, found out that my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold shit. I play guitar, I taught myself how to play guitar, which was a bad decision because I didn’t know how to play it. So I was a shitty teacher. I would never have went to me. They say Flintstones vietnams are chewable, all vietnams are chewable, they just taste shitty. I’m glad they made flintstone vietnam. Cause I used to watch flintstones and look at that dude and go, Man i bet if I ate that dude I would be healthy. That’s dumb man, that’s dumb. That joke is retarded. I walked by a record store, they said they specialize in hard to find records and tapes, Nothing was alphabetized. I saw, I was downton, and they had a store store and then there was an open area. Store store, and in the open area it said “coming soon, the Gap” and I was like Fuck. It’s coming soon and it’s already here.
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Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg

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"Canal Smarts" appears on "Do you believe in Gosh".

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