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Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg

39 songs
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2024
Single
Jun 2024
Counting My Flaws
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Single
Jun 2024
Counting My Flaws
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2003
Single
Dec 2003
Sandwiches
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Single
Dec 2003
Sandwiches
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2003
Single
Dec 2003
Sesame Seeds
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Single
Dec 2003
Sesame Seeds
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2003
Single
Dec 2003
Three Easy Payments
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Single
Dec 2003
Three Easy Payments
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2003
Album
Dec 2003
Mitch All Together

10 tracks

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Album
Dec 2003
Mitch All Together

10 tracks

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1999
Album
Jan 1999
Strategic Grill Locations

13 tracks

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Album
Jan 1999
Strategic Grill Locations

13 tracks

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Album
Do you believe in Gosh

13 tracks

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Album
Do you believe in Gosh

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Top Songs

#1
The Improv Fairy Tale
#2
Sandwiches
#3
Sesame Seeds
#4
Shaving too
#5
Soda Pop
#6
Tea Ski
#7
Teeth
#8
Texas and Sea Food

About Mitch Hedberg

Discography

Strategic Grill Locations
13 tracks · 1999
Do you believe in Gosh
13 tracks
Mitch All Together
10 tracks · 2003

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Popular lyrics by Mitch Hedberg

The Improv Fairy Tale

Alright there are a lot of people in the bathroom. I don’t want to waste these jokes. Are there speakers in the bathroom. Alright, well fuck…

Sandwiches

I order the club sandwich all the time and I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it! I like my sandwiches with 3 piec…

Sesame Seeds

I think they could take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn't even care. I can't imagine 5 years from now saying, "Damn! Remember sesam…

Shaving too

I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have…

Soda Pop

Anyone here watches ESPN classic? Yeah I do, i watched a baseball game on there, the guy hit a fowl ball. Fucking, classic man. I wanna have…

Tea Ski

You know I read last year that MTV’s Real world has 40,000 applications. That’s amazing man. Such an even number, shit. The guiness book of …

Teeth

I was getting my teeth whitened, but then I said, "Fuck that, let's get a tan instead." I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still got ta…

Texas and Sea Food

I like texas, because texas is the only state ballsy enough to have it’s toast. I love texas toast, but I need a texas Toaster. I’ve got to …

The CD Jokes

[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen I'm extremely proud and the Laff Stop is extremely proud to present: Mitch Hedberg! [Mitch] I have to record th…

The dufrenes

Bacon Brothers, The Can't Complain She Is The Heart "it was fun writing a song for piano, but writing it on a guitar. since i can't play pia…

Discography at a glance

39

Songs on Lyrks

3

Albums

3

Singles

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Mitch Hedberg is a music artist with 39 songs on Lyrks.

Popular tracks by Mitch Hedberg include The Improv Fairy Tale, Sandwiches, Sesame Seeds, Shaving too, Soda Pop. Browse full lyrics on Lyrks.

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