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Soda Pop Lyrics by Mitch Hedberg

Do you believe in Gosh

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Anyone here watches ESPN classic? Yeah I do, i watched a baseball game on there, the guy hit a fowl ball. Fucking, classic man. I wanna have a show that’s called “where are they now” but it’s about people who are really easy to find “Jay leno, where are they now? Still in Burbank” Man remember that movie the outsiders, one of the guys' name was soda pop. it’s not cool right now. If you nickname was soda pop you’d be dead. That goes out to the old timer. I told the crowd last night to fuck off, but then I felt back so I said alright fuck back on. I invited em’ back on. I collect stamps, the easiest way to collect stamps is to not mail shit. How’s the stamp collection going, ever since I stopped corresponding with you. You know batteries make shit seem like substance. You take the battery out of something, it’s like this thing is a piece of shit really, then you put the batteries back in your like, oh yeah. That has got the weight I need. All electronics, no need fucking battires. A plastic piece of shit. With one wire that goes through the batteries to the operations board. I know, I don’t know what I was singing there. It’s a new song baby, it’s called Operation board. I don’t have a piggy bank, but one time I did have a piece of bacon that tasted an awful lot like change. C’mon fuckers. I wanna walk off this stage feeling pride. I’m seeling t shirts after the show they don’t have my name on them, they’re just haines three packs. I was at this restaurant, I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a stake and drinking a glass of milk. I said dude you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don’t fall asleep I will tip you over. Thanks a lot. Have a good time man, thank you.
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