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Texas and Sea Food Lyrics by Mitch Hedberg

Do you believe in Gosh

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I like texas, because texas is the only state ballsy enough to have it’s toast. I love texas toast, but I need a texas Toaster. I’ve got to stuff that shit in. Texas toast man, idaho potatoes. Denver olmit, shit, Colombia coffee. Have some breakfast. You know the jellyfish are dangerous, unless they are from sumkeres you want them to swim towards you. There is a jellyfish, get away! Oh it’s from smuckers, come towards me, and land on this english muffin. Now if you’re a fish, and you want to become a fish stick you have to very good posture. You can’t be a slouchy fish or you will be a fish clump. I had one anchovy, that’s why I didn’t have two anchovies. One anchovy fucks it up for the rest. You taste like shit, i know. Now if you like anchoive, fuckin go. Sea horses are slow. If I were in the ocean i would not be a gabmler in the horse races, cause you’d be there fucking days. KFC weed is a houseplant. Hey can you come out, no, I have to water this seaweed. Till when? Till forever! I ran some ebona water through a filter, shit disappeared. It was so fucking pure. I’m an ice sculpture, last night I made a cube. Now in the summer, drinks are ice cold. That would suck, it’d be impossible to drink, cause it would be solid. Here’s a pyramid just ice cold. God Damnit, i guess I can lick it. I wore a necklace, cause I like to know when I’m upside down. This one commercial said forget everything you know about slipcovers. So I did, it was a load off my mind. Then they tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn't know what they were.
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