A Group Rap Album Where Each Verse Was Written in Five Minutes (at Freddy’s) and Recorded in One Take
2024
[Verse 1: Mustard] This song is "4 Kids" That is what the song is called The song was not made for kids Kids listening would be appalled We rap about things kids shouldn't hear Like how I'll stab you in the rear Watching TV drinking beer It should not enter children's ears [Verse 2: Batter] Coming right back at ya with an angry rant Kirby Right Back at Ya? I fucking can’t These Americans always screwing up the worst animes Assigning weird VA's for the Dedede's I guess I can’t blame them for everything bad But the state of the dubs they make really is sad I mean that Escargoon, what a fag! (I can say that because I’m a tranny lad) Oh you think I’m grown, just because of the voice? No need to compliment me, this voice ain’t a choice I know I sound grown up but let me assure you A child is reviewing this anime for you I’m one of four kids rapping on this album At least that’s what we say so that we can sell them So which of us are adults and which are children? I ain’t tellin', you’ll just have to fill in [Chorus] Four kids gonna die tonight Gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight Four kids gonna die tonight Gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight [Verse 3: Stir] Don't go in the forest after nightfall You'll see yourself standing by a demon from Hell That's what they warned us all at summer camp But some other kids said that's full of crap At first I didn't want to go I wasn't an explorer But when I thought about myself I kind of wanted more To get myself out there and see what I'm missing So later me and the others snuck out during fishing We all together made a plan to leave the place To go deep in the woods and see what creatures we would face After the rest of the campers went to sleep then The five of us would open up our tents for sneaking The day goes by at camp there are many activities When it's time for bed I'm really sleepy Soon enough I fell asleep and missed out on the trip During morning roll call our group is missing four kids [Verse 4: Mustard] Four kids went into the forest And they died without a chorus Should have listened to their parents Adam, Suzie, Martha, Clarence Are all dead now and it's tragic Try to revive them with magic But it doesn't work a bit Four kids died tonight that's it [Chorus] Four kids gonna die tonight Gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight Four kids gonna die tonight Gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight Four kids gonna die tonight Gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight Four kids gonna die tonight Gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight [Verse 5: B Natural, Mustard] (Go) So I'm watching Pokémon and it's going great Team Rocket Jessie is flopping around on the screen at one minute eight She's wearing a bikini and I'm like oh yes please But something is up with her chest let me see Oh it's 4Kids! Let me explain In the original- You like did a facepalm In the original broadcast the animators drew a line on the character's chest indicating breastage As a person attracted to Team Rocket Jessie I appreciate this detail But the American- But the American localization company 4Kids sent it off the rail They said that line on her chest represents the female breast So they erased the line and forgot about the rest Of the context which is that Team Rocket Jessie is hung And I should have a line there or I wouldn't have sung This song about how 4Kids is dumb and bad I like Team Rocket Jessie she doesn't have to be flat (Okay) [Chorus] Four kids gonna die tonight Gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight Four kids gonna die tonight Gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight Four kids gonna die tonight Four kids gonna die tonight Four kids gonna die tonight Gonna die tonight, gonna die tonight
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