[Intro: samples]
I was going into the mall with my girlfriend, you know
Hot Topic, of course
And we were in there
We came out, there was a mime that did the rope thing
And somehow pulled my girlfriend away from me
And then ran off with her!
We broke up after that
[Chorus: Mustard & Stir]
Hey, I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack all mimes you see
I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack some mimes with me
[Verse 1: Stir, Mustard]
Any time I take a stroll down town
I'm keeping my eyes peeled, ‘cause I'm a clown
For mimes, thе thing a Wicked Clown hates worst
Soon as I see one, that mimе gets hurt, hey
Mimes are no good, we hate them a lot
So beat them up even if you get caught
There's only one rule of the I.C.P
Juggalos, attack any mime you see
If you claim Juggalo, you in a gang
Just kidding, but you gotta do this thang:
You have an obligation to bash in the face
Of any mime that you see, any time any place
So you might be in the middle of a date
You might be spittin' mad game, but please don’t wait
If a mime shows up, kick his ass at once
When he’s passed out cold, you can finish your lunch
If you can see the mime then it can't be far
Attack now, no matter where you are
Funeral, theme park, riding a bus
Beating up mimes any place is a must for a Juggalo
[Chorus: Mustard & Stir]
Hey, I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack all mimes you see
I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack some mimes with me
[Verse 2: Mustard, Stir]
My name's Violent J, and that's not just a title
I'm violent to mimes, just about homicidal
And if you a Juggalo, that's what I expect
That when you see a mime, you'll squeeze his neck
And if close-by fam don't join in the fight
Those Juggahoes best stay out of my sight
Clowns hate mimes, if you like 'em, that's fine
Just don't expect to leave my show without a black eye
I went on a date the other day to have a good time
My favorite thing about her is she's not a mime
We hit the arcade and the bowling alley
And looked out for mimes, but we didn't see any
If we did, they would’ve been attacked on sight
The one use for mimes is to start a good fight
And if a mime tries to block me with invisible walls
I just toss it aside so I can kick his balls
What is a Juggalo? I don't know
But I saw one stabbing a mime outside Kinko's
I give a damn if you have my CD’s
It's all about beating up any mime you see, that’s a Juggalo
[Chorus: Mustard & Stir]
Hey, I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack all mimes you see
I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack some mimes with me
[Bridge: Mustard & Stir, Mustard]
Come on, just admit it, you like us clowns
So beat up mimes if you wanna be down
(What, you don’t know?)
Come on, just admit it, you like us clowns
So beat up mimes if you wanna be down
(We don’t like mimes)
Come on, just admit it, you like us clowns
So beat up mimes if you wanna be down
(That’s a Juggalo)
Come on, just admit it, you like us clowns
So beat up mimes if you wanna be down
(Beat them up, y’all)
[Interlude: sample, Stir]
Hey, next time you see a mime, tell him
"I got some funny physical comedy for ya
How 'bout this?" *punching*
(Pow! Pow! Take that! Ha ha!)
[Chorus: Mustard & Stir]
Hey, I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack all mimes you see
I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack some mimes with me
[Spoken: Mustard, Stir]
(Mr. Jackson, it’s been so long since I’ve been fucked)
What is that moaning?
(Mr. Jackson, it’s been so long since I’ve been fucked)
Oh, it's a sample from "Sensuous Women and Men Together"
(Mr. Jackson, it’s been so long since I’ve been fucked)
This is the mime beating song
This isn't the sex song
That's on the next album
I thought it'd be cool to have kind of
Some sample scratching near the end of the song
(Mr. Jackson, it’s been so long since I’ve been fucked)
Put on something else
Put on something wicked
Okay, how about this
[Scratching]
I hate, I hate mimes
Mimes, mimes, hate mimes
I hate, hate, I hate, hate mimes
Mimes, mimes, I hate mimes
[Outro: sample]
You guys are beating up mimes, right?
Yes! Hell yeah!
I love you guys!
Wait, where are they? Where are they?
I don’t know! I have no idea!
