[Intro: sample, Mustard]
I hate mimes!
They’re evil, they’re bad
They make no sense
When I die and go to Hell
I’m not gonna be met by the Devil
I’m gonna be met by
Mimes
[Verse 1: Mustard]
Getting out of bed, it seems something’s off
The ceiling feels low, though it looks like it’s not
I’m dizzy, I don’t know why, don’t know what would cause it
Suddenly I see a mime walking out my closet
Body full of panic, I leap to attack
But then I feel my own hands squeezing on my neck
Something about its company is messing with my vision
It’s mimicking my movements as I head into the kitchen
A mime is on thе table, and one is making lunch
One is sitting in my sink and bathing with a spongе
I want to get out, a mime behind my couch
Is walking down a flight of steps that isn’t in my house
Then I notice tapping, it might be in my mind
I follow the sound, it’s the mimes outside
Clawing at the open windows, hoping to get in
Painted on the faces is the shame of all my sin
And in the pitch black night, that’s all I see
They don’t speak, but the eyes beg, “Please”
They want me to join them and become a mime
A vow of silence, no making noise of any kind
I’m not a mime, I won’t leave my life behind
So I decline, then I close the windows and the blinds
But I can still feel they agony inside my head
And they all want me dead! Attack of the mimes
[Interlude: Violent J, samples, Mustard]
(Come, come on down, down)
I was exhausted and just wanted to go back to my bedroom
As quickly as I could
Attack of the mimes (Come, come on down, down)
I got into my building, lumbered over to the elevator
And saw a mime waiting for me there
(Come, come on down, down)
Makeup, white face, striped shirt
Attack of the mimes (Come, come on down, down)
With this weird, lifeless smile plastered on his face
[Verse 2: Permanent Marker]
Pantomimen überall ich glaub ich hab einen Knall
Vielleicht Bild ich mir Sie ein doch mein Hirn sagt auf keinen Fall
Ich glaub sie wolln mich Häuten und dann meine Haut anprobieren
Doch ich werd ihnen bevors dazu kommt die Schnauze polieren
Sogar in meim essen und in im Klo sind Pantomimen
Einer is am wixxen und der andre am jonglieren
Aber halt nich wirklich doch Sie tuns nur gestikulieren
Frag mich muss man so ne dumme scheiße denn studieren
Oder kann das jeder Yo ich schnüffel Kleber
Ich geh pennen und wach wieder und esse Trüffel später
Schau ich mich Haus um ey und sie warn immer noch da
Manche sind bekloppt Ey doch ich bin bekloppter
Einer zeigt mir wie ich meine Zähne putzen kann
Was für Zähne putzen das sieht aus wie Schwänze lutschen Mann
Sie sind überall Mann ich kann das sie nicht vermeiden
Ich weiß das ich nicht der beste Mensch bin doch ich bin bescheiden
Womit hab ich das verdient es muss doch auch mal reichen
5 von ihnen übernehmen grad meine Haus-arbeiten
Doch sie werden hier nichts weiter bringen nur mit ihrer Gestik
Glaub die dürfen nichts anfassen oder sind dazu nicht fähig
Halt mal deine Fresse weil der Marker grade predigt
Guck mal ich kann zaubern Alter Yo denn ich zersäg dich
Dr. Brain ist geisteskrank weil er mit einem Krebs fickt
Ich Rauch einen Bongkopf und dann mach ich schluss und geh ich
[Interlude: Violent J, samples, Permanent Marker]
(Come, come on down, down)
I know we’ve all been warned about mimes from a young age
From our parents, our pastor
Attack of the mimes (Come, come on down, down)
About the dangers they pose
About the powers they possess
God damn mimes everywhere (Come, come on down, down)
At any given moment, there could be a mime behind you
Due to their complete, otherworldly silence
(Come, come on down, down)
Their ability to fit into small spaces like closets, under the bed
It’s impossible to know if there’s a mime in your house
[Bridge: samples]
(You could go to Hell) Attack of the mimes!
Miming deaths over and over again
(You could go to Hell) Attack of the mimes!
Miming deaths over and over again
(You could go to Hell) Attack of the mimes!
Miming deaths over and over again
(You could go to Hell) Attack of the mimes!
Miming deaths over and over again
(You could go to Hell) Attack of the mimes!
Evading the mimes
Miming deaths over and over again
[Outro: Violent J, Mustard]
(Come, come on down, down)
(Come, come on down, down)
It’s the attack of the mimes
(Come, come on down, down)
(Come, come on down, down)
Attack of the mimes
(Come, come on down, down)
(Come, come on down, down)
It’s the attack of the mimes
(Come, come on down, down)
(Come, come on down, down)
It’s gonna be burnt into your head
It’s gonna-
‘Til the day you die
Be in your nightmares
Mm-hmm
