[Intro: sample]
Hey!
You’ve not seen any fuckin’ mimes around here, have you?
[Verse 1: Stir]
It's the ICP with only one goal in mind:
Head down the street to beat down those mimes
‘Cause we don't like mimes to be at any time or place
We kick them in they ass and we slap them in the face
There are zero mimes for many miles that we don't attack
But it doesn't matter anyway; they keep on coming back
Sort of like cockroaches, but instead of spreading germs
They carry things that can't be seen and never say a word
One kind of mime that you can trust, that's a dead one
Beating down mimes is the only thing I do for fun
Every mime at arm's reach gets beat down
That's what it means to be a wicked clown
Hammering mimes like a full-time job
Even when the day is done, I never wanna stop
It's a good time when I beat down mimes
And I do it every day of my life, that's because
[Pre-Chorus: Stir, Mustard]
Mimes (Mimes) suck (Suck), everyone knows
Mimes (Mimes) suck (Suck), everyone knows
Mimes (Mimes) suck (Suck), everyone knows
This is what it takes to be a Juggalo
[Chorus: Stir, Mustard]
We gonna beat down who? Beat down those mimes!
Beat down who? Beat down those mimes!
Beat down who? Beat down those mimes!
It’s a fine thing to do just to pass the time
[Verse 2: Mustard]
I'm a sick cat that'll chase a mime with an axe
I don’t ask questions, I just attack
Chopping up Marceau and Jacques Lecoq
Stuck inside of an invisible box, I’ll make it chalk
Looked outside, and you know what I saw
A mime! I catch him, hook to his jaw
Foot to his head, and all that he said was:
*Silence*
He’s a silent mime, I’m a violent clown
Assailing time, it’s a mime beat down
Thwack! Bonk! Bam! Pow! Bang!
I hate all mimes, and it ain’t no thang
Walking in place, I’ll punch you in the face
Kick you in the stomach, I’ll do anything it takes
It’s a good day when I beat down a mime
And I do this all the time, (Every day of my life) that’s because
[Pre-Chorus: Mustard, Stir]
Mimes (Mimes) suck (Suck), everyone knows
Mimes (Mimes) suck (Suck), everyone knows
Mimes (Mimes) suck (Suck), everyone knows
I'm falling asleep at this mime show
[Chorus: Stir, Mustard]
We gonna beat down who? Beat down those mimes!
Beat down who? Beat down those mimes!
Beat down who? Beat down those mimes!
It’s a fine thing to do just to pass the time
[Interlude: sample]
Work it into your schedule every day, like
"Yeah, I'm gonna go pick up some lunch
And then watch the life drain out of a mime's eyes
And then, uh, I should be home for dinner by 5 PM"
[Verse 3: Mustard, Stir, Mustard & Stir]
They coming out of Mimeville, so it's time I kill
Stab them until they all stand still
M-I-M-E’s, my enemies
Mimes suck balls, they all can suck these
If you wanna step forth then I'm starting a fight
We can pummel a mime any time of the night
I don't like mimes, and they don't like me
So we beat them down in the ICP
[Chorus: Stir, Mustard]
Gonna beat down who? Beat down those mimes!
Beat down who? Beat down those mimes!
Beat down who? Beat down those mimes!
It’s a fine thing to do just to pass the time
[Interlude: samples]
It’s a mime! Get it!
You silent motherfucker! Yeah!
Come here!
You can run, but you cannot hide!
Mimes can be made fun of, yelled at, punched, kicked
And it’s totally acceptable
Come get it!
Fuck you, bitch!
Get out of this box!
(Mimes, mimes, mimes, mimes, mimes)
[Outro: samples]
If we see those mimes, they’re going down!
Go that way, go kick some ass
Do you know what a mime says when you kill it?
(Mimes versus clowns)
What?
Nothing!
