[TRUMP, spoken] My fellow Americans
[RANDY] Because you know he's all about his base
'Bout his base, no feelings
He's all about his base
And his own self-dealings
He's all about his base
'Bout his base, appealing
To only just his base, just his base
(base base base)
Yeah it's pretty clear who this shmuck is talking to
And I can guarantee it's not to me and you
Whatever happens he's got just one response
He says what they think to get what he wants
Why he still talkin' talkin' 'bout all them travel bans
I know it's hard to fathom but he's still got lots of fans
(Who?)
If you ain't never seen one, connect the dots
Because they're mostly white supremacists and Russian twitter bots
You know Obama he told me he loved me no matter what
(Ooh, wop-bop, a-ooh wop-bop)
Abraham Lincoln he taught me don't settle for what you got
[RANDY, spoken] Also to look behind you if you're sitting in the cheap seats
[RANDY, SUNG] And JFK said "Don't ask what your country can do for you..."
(Ooh, wop-bop, a-ooh wop-bop)
But Donald Trump says whatever the hell his base wants him to
Why?
Because you know he's all about his base
'Bout his base, and it's unproductive
He's all about his base, and it's real destructive
He's all about his base, and it's, um, reductive
He all about his base, 'bout his base
He's bringing stupid back
He's an unmanageable maniac
He likes the dummies who don't give him flak
'Cause they're his base
And they'll believe whatever comes out of thats shithole on
Michelle Obama said when they go low that's when we go high
(Ooh, wop-bop, a-ooh wop-bop)
But if I get any higher I'm scared I might touch the sky
(Woh woh)
And while he's quick to take credit for fixing the things he broke
[TRUMP, spoken] We are making America great again
[RANDY] You know that most of the country still thinks he's a great big joke
[CONWAY, spoken] Woah, woah, woah, woah. It's not a joke that the women's unemployment rate is the lowest in seventeen years. It is no joke --
[RANDY, spoken] Kellyanne, isn't it true that FBI director Chris Ray threatened to resign because Jeff Sessions pressured him to fire deputy director Andrew McCabe?
[CONWAY, spoken] Well, I would have no direct knowledge of that
[RANDY, spoken] Uh huh. And isn't it also true that Donald Trump paid an adult film star hundreds of thousands of dollars in hush money after having an extra-marital affair with her in 2006?
[CONWAY, spoken] No, I have no direct knowledge of what you're saying
[RANDY, spoken] Okay then, I guess there's just one more thing and then I'll let you go. Um...
[RANDY, sung] I know you're lying
'Cause your lips are moving
Poppin' off in interviews
We know he's dumb and you ain't fooling
Anyone except maybe at Fox News
Because his base it seems to me are
Easy to mislead and confuse
I know you lie (lie) 'cause your lips are moving (moving)
Baby, you're a sorry excuse
[HUCKABEE, spoken] I hope the democrats will stop playing games...
[RANDY] Your lips are moving
Your lips are moving
If your lips are moving
Then you're lyin' lyin' lyin' babe
Your lips are moving
Your lips are moving
If your lips are moving
Then you're lyin' lyin' lyin' bleugh
Girl, look at me in my face
Tell me that he's not just about his base
Why you still playing this game?
Your time's up like Stormy Daniels' 15 minutes of fame
You got a "bill of love?" What a bill of goods!
There's no denying Access Hollywood
Ya heard of telling the truth? You should give it a whirl
[CONWAY, spoken] Yeah, yeah
[RANDY] Whatever, gurl
You just cater to your core because they're white, white, white
Guy, guy, guys
They're white guys
But be careful because here comes the FBI, ai, ai
Ai yai yai. Ha!
[TRUMP, spoken] Look
[RANDY] I know you're lying 'cause your lips are moving (moving)
Poppin' off all over the place
You want a wall? Well, when they build it
Maybe they can build it around your face
Because you're gross and you're a douchebag (douchebag)
You could not be more out of place
And, guess what
We know you lie (totally lying) 'cause your lips are moving (your lips are moving)
Baby you're a friggin disgrace
[TRUMP, spoken] Thank you, enjoy your week
