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Rudolph the Leaky Lawyer Lyrics by Randy Rainbow

2020

There are so many notable Rudolph that we know
Maya, that reindeer, and poor Valentino
But do you recall
The most batshit Rudy of all?
(Did you all watch my cousin, Vinny?)
Rudolph the leaky lawyer
Had a very slimy face
And to the law profession
He was, well, a big disgrace
(A big disgrace, oh yeah)
Lots of confused New Yorkers
Found that they were incorrect
They thought their former mayor (oo-ooee-oo-oo)
Had a little self-respect
(Rudy yeah)
Then one night two years ago
Donald called to say (Hey girl)
"Rudy with your regained roots
Help me hide my prostitutes"
Then how he sweat and slobbered (sweat and slobbered)
As he melted on TV (On TV)
Rudolph the leaky lawyer
You'll go down in infamy
Let's take it nice and easy, hm, get it?
(He said "How many fingers do I got up?"
I know crimes. I can smell 'em.)
(He's batshit, yeah, he is!)
Rudolph the leaky lawyer
Had a pair of crazy eyes (Crazy eyes)
And while he spread corona
He was also spreadin' lies (Spreadin' lies)
Oh how the whole world mocked him
Though he kept his dress shirts tucked (Dress shirts tucked)
He couldn't tell poor Donald
"Pack it up, 'cause babe you're...
Failing to overturn this election."
Still each day for months on end
Donald texted, "Heeeey
Rudy with your farts so free
Let's go screw democracy!"
And how that dripping doormat
Bent to Donald's every whim (Every whim)
Rudolph the leaky lawyer
You'll go down in flames with him
You'll go down in flames with him
Jingle bells
White padded cells
Lock them all away
Credits
Randy Rainbow

Randy Rainbow

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