Verse 1:
You can't stop the arrogance of a racist off his pills
You can try to stop the sneaky right propaganda that he shills
And you can try to be a president with no competence or skills
But the worst is surely yet to come
'Cause he just can't stop his tiny thumb
And he's lost what was left of his mind
Now he's full on cray-cray
Chorus 1:
And you can't stop his tweets
Since before he tried politics
Way back when Twitter first was founded in 2006
We've all been blocking cyber trolls and keeping lunatics at bay
But you can't block the damage to democracy he's likely to do
You can wonder why his hair looks like a pile of poo
But when the cyber-trolling lunatic is running the USA
You can't stop his tweets
Verse 2:
You can't stop the rhetoric that rushes through his lips
You can try to stop his stupid face as it stares at an eclipse
But if you call him on his bullshit, he'll fire back from his fingertips
'Cause he just keeps tweeting lies like these
Full of typos and hypocrisies
So if you're smart like the vice president, you'll get on your knees and pray-ay
Chorus 2:
Cause you can't stop his tweets
And he couldn't be seedier
Because he fires his whole staff on social media
And he's less educated than his Wikipedia might say
So he can't comprehend
That there's no border wall 'cause no one'll build it
Or just admit the deal on DACA's dead 'cause he killed it
See, he's kind of lost his marbles, which is why I'm not thrilled to say
That you can't stop his tweets
Verse 3:
You can't stop his sycophants, 'cause their heads are up his ass
And you just can't trust a flim-flam man as he scams the working class
And you can ask him to be rational, but my guess is he'll probably pass
'Cause he bashes Amazon with glee
And he toys with the economy
'Cause he's lost and he's just a thug
Oh, and by the way
Chorus 3:
You can't stop
His Twitter temper tantrums when he finally snaps
They're like an email from your grandma written only in caps
And you can try to break his phone, but still he violently taps away
'Cause he can't help but pander to his pals and pick on low-hanging fruit
And so he criticizes Oprah while he praises Putin
You can spank him with a magazine and buy him a new toupee
But you can't stop his tweets
Verse 4:
You can't justify (Why)
Why all his tweets are always packed
With 280 characters and not one single fact
But the Russia probe is looming now and he's trying to distract (Gurl)
'Cause his girlfriends are all talking smack
And the Special Counsel's on his back
It's no wonder his self-doubt and insecurity's on display
Bridge:
And you can try to coax him from contributing to plummeting stocks
And blowing dog whistles that rile up his bitches at Fox
You can wonder, you can ponder how a president talks this way
Chorus 4:
But you can't stop his tweets
'Cause his blood pressure is starting to climb
And now he's freaking out because he knows it's
(spoken)
Mueller time
(sung)
And if they finally find him guilty of committing a crime he'll pay
But you can't stop his tweets
Chorus 5:
And you can disagree with him or plead with him to cut out the crap
Because he's gonna kill us all with just one iPhone app
But unless you're his own daughter, you can't sit in his lap and say
That he should drop
The bragging and the nagging, every slander and slur
About the Dems and CNN and Stormy D- Uh, not her
Look, you can block, unfollow, mute him and dispute him, but there's no way
That you can stop his tweets
(You can't stop his tweets)
He won't stop the tweets
(He won't stop the tweets)
You can't stop his tweets
(You can't stop, no, you can't stop)
His tweets!
