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Paranoid Humanoid Lyrics by Something and the Whatevers

We Sold Our Souls for Wicked Lulz

2014

I’m not gonna go out tonight
I’ve gotta watch the evening news on channel negative five
I’m not getting any sleep tonight
I’ve gotta figure out which anchors are controlling my mind
The government is trying to kill me!
My neighbor’s dog is trying to kill me!
The public transit system is trying to kill me!
But I’m not gonna, I’m not gonna let them catch me!
Sorry darling, I’ve got plans in the morning
Gotta pass out all these pamphlets, give the public a fair warning
And if I’m being followed, I’ve got a backup plan
I’ve got some extra ammunition in the back of the van
John Travolta is trying to kill me!
The fast food industry is trying to kill me!
My ex-girlfriend just moved back into town
I think she’s in on it too- Jesus, what should I do?!?
Today feels a little bit like an avalanche burying a Florida coastline
Today feels a little bit like a hurricane swallowing a Kansas turnpike
Today feels a little bit like I’m an effigy shouting “Hey man, got a light?”
Today feels a little bit like I maybe just maybe have been losing my mind
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Something and the Whatevers

Something and the Whatevers

About “Paranoid Humanoid” by Something and the Whatevers

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"Paranoid Humanoid" appears on "We Sold Our Souls for Wicked Lulz" in 2014.

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