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Prisoner Christmas (The Professor Brothers cover) Lyrics by Something and the Whatevers

Panda Circus Ruins Christmas

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Johnny wishes he was just a little bigger
Frankie wishes he was back on the force
Hairy Hal wishes for ladies and gals, and
Little William wants to get a divorce
Its Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Eve
Can't leave, its Prisoner Christmas
They're wishin', wishin', wishin'
Please, oh, please, release me this Christmas
You can here 'em now
Boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo
Boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo
Boo Hoooooooooooooooo
Well Dee-Dee wishes he asked to see her ID
And Freddie wishes he could kill them again
And Jeremy is just-a dreamin' for a re-do machine
And Dunston wishes he had never checked in
Its Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Eve
Can't leave, its Prisoner Christmas
They're wishin', wishin', wishin'
Please, please, please, please, please, release me this christmas
You can here 'em now
Boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo
Boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo
Boo Hoooooooooooooooo
Davy needs to be free so that he can proceed with his greed he wants every beanie baby
Jimmy prays he'll be saved so he slaves and behaves so one day he can kill his sucky lawyer
Alpha Male turning pale with the fear that this year
It's his rear that will be somebody's baby
Little Mike wasn't like what you find
But he's here and he's queer
So get used to iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Its Prisoner Christmas
They're wishin, wishin, wishin
Please, please, jesus, please, release me this Christmas
You can hear 'em now
Boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo
Boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo
Boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo
Boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo
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Something and the Whatevers

Something and the Whatevers

About “Prisoner Christmas (The Professor Brothers cover)” by Something and the Whatevers

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