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Slacker Blues Lyrics by Something and the Whatevers

We Sold Our Souls for Wicked Lulz

2014

Only a fool saves pot for a rainy day- For, without pot, every day is that rainy day...
I hit the snooze button
A bit more than anyone should
I set my alarm for nine and crawl out of bed around two
I had a long list of shit to get done today, now I’m five hours behind
Maybe I’ll just watch cartoons
When did I forget I was destined for greatness?
When did I start needing a pep talk to get out of bed?
When did I decide I was headed for failure?
How the hell did all of this apathy get in my head?
Just another day where I got done about half what I meant to
Just another day full of Facebook and Netflix and beer
And I know I got no one to blame
And I know it’s a God damned shame, but I
Find myself with the same old excuses, and what use is trying to care?
‘Cause I’m at war with myself
And it sure feels like I’m gonna lose
Yeah, I’ve got a black belt in kicking my own ass
Boy am I putting it to use
Well it seems to me the problem could be solved if I was in the mood
But if you’ve been listening, you’ll know that I’m not
Yeah, I’ve got the slacker blues
Well I could leave the house today, but that would mean taking a shower
And we’re outta groceries, so I guess I’ll order Chinese
Turn my phone off so nobody calls
When it’s time for a Star Wars marathon
Yeah, that sounds like a whole lot more fun
Than paying my bills, or filing my taxes or going to the store
Yeah, I’m skipping practice, I’m calling in sick
And no one can stop me, just try
Just try…
‘Cause I’m at war with myself
And it sure feels like I’m gonna lose
Yeah, I’ve got a black belt in kicking my own ass
Boy am I putting it to use!
Well it seems to me the problem could be solved if I was in the mood
But if you’ve been listening, you’ll know that I’m not…
Just another day where I got done about half what I meant to
When did I start needing a pep talk to get out of bed?
I hit the snooze button
A bit more than anyone should
A bit more than anyone should...

About “Slacker Blues” by Something and the Whatevers

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