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Stupid Punk Rock Anthem Lyrics by Something and the Whatevers

Epic Fail

2018

Now I'm sleeping in the car tonight
I’ve found the perfect parking spot
Chugging down the whiskey to forget the things I'm not
And I'm holding back the vomit
I’d rather let the poison kill me
You know I'd sooner die than apologize for the things I had to do
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Got a closetful of notebooks
Filled with words of my former self
When I read them, it's like torture
In a self-inflicted hell
‘cause I hate the man I was
The man I am is not much better
And I'm finally getting bored of getting better anyway
Now I'm driving to Olathe
Listening to the old demo tape
Of that short-lived former four-piece act
That sang songs you used to hate
Yeah, they were stupid punk rock anthems
It was a stupid punk rock band
It isn't like I was trying to impress you, you understand
Now I'm sleeping in the car tonight
Yeah, I've found the perfect parking spot
Chugging down the whiskey to forget the things I’m not
And I’m holding back the vomit
I'd rather let the poison kill me
You know I’d sooner die than apologize for the things I had to do
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I have failed to even meet
My own insufficient standards
I've broken all my resolutions
Disappointed all my friends
And it's pretty damn apparent
If I had something to contribute
To society, well I probably should have figured it out by now
But I remember every lyric
I never found the time to write
And I remember all those big ideas
I was too afraid to try
And I'm proud of worthless songs like these
That momentarily deluded me
Into feeling a sense of accomplishment
Now I’m sleeping in the car tonight
Yeah, I've found the perfect parking spot
Chugging down the whiskey to forget the things I'm not
And I'm holding back the vomit
I'd rather let the poison kill me
You know I'd sooner die than apologize
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Something and the Whatevers

Something and the Whatevers

About “Stupid Punk Rock Anthem” by Something and the Whatevers

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