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Commons of House Lyrics by Spitting Image

1988

[Voiceover]
This is a journey.... into a lunatic asylum
[Speaker of the House]
Order! Or-or-or-or-order!

[Singers]
House of Commons, Commons of House
[Nigel Lawson]
I'm the coolest cat
[Geoffrey Howe]
And I'm a little mouse
[Singers]
House of Commons, where nothing's ever changed
[Neil Kinnock]
I'll fight and die for my country
[Margaret Thatcher]
We'll see if that can be arranged

[Edwina Currie]
There's a doctor in the house, but no nurses in the hospitals
[David Owen]
Jack your body, j-j-jack your body (body)
[David Steel]
For God's sake, David, don't give in
[Speaker of the House]
Order! Or-or-order!
[Roy Hattersley]
Ooh, I'll have a steak please

[Singers]
House of Commons, Commons of House
[Leon Brittan, [Roy Hattersley], Cyril Smith]
We are the fat boys
[Norman Tebbit]
And I'm the skinny yob
[Singers]
House of Commons, where everyone's a star
[Neil Kinnock]
Hey listen man, I'm bad
[Tony Benn]
Yes, as leader, you certainly are

[Edwina Currie]
Push it, push it real good Cecil (push it)
[Ron Brown]
Drop the mace, drop the mace
[Michael Heseltine]
And wave it about
[Nigel Lawson]
Whop your wads, whop your wads, whop your wads on the counter
[Ken Livingstone]
Tony Benn, Tony Benn is a bad young brother, in actual fact

[Singers]
House of Commons, to be an MP
[Margaret Thatcher]
You must keep talking rap
[Neil Kinnock]
That's rap with a capital C
[Singers]
House of Commons, how common can you get
[Neil Kinnock]
Hey what's your favourite group Roy?
Roy Hattersley
Wet, Wet, Wet!
[Neil Kinnock]
Ah, Roy, you big fat

[Singers]
House of Commons, Commons of House
[Edwina Currie]
Push it, push it, don't force it! We're going to have big fun
[Singers]
House of Commons, Commons of House
[Douglas Hurd]
I'm a ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ninety-nine... our house
[Neil Kinnock]
Ah, shut up, the lot of you, you bastards. All of you, get out, Out! Out!

Outro:
[Singers]
House of Commons, Commons of House
[Edwina Currie]
Only way is up, babies
[Singers]
House of Commons, Commons of House
[Voice]
The problem will be, that there will be, they're will be... um...
[Singers]
House of Commons, Commons of House
[Douglas Hurd]
You want it open or wrapped?
[Neil Kinnock]
Get out!
[Singers]
House of Commons, Commons of House
[Nicholas Ridley]
Build a house, build a house, build a house, on the greenbelt
[Edwina Currie]
Oh Cecil! Must be yours!
Roy Hattersley
[?]
[Neil Kinnock]
Say that again, Roy?
[Singers]
House of Commons, Commons of House
[Voice]
Notice the messy compartment
[Edwina Currie]
What ya mean, you need a whole lot of roses?
[Singers]
House of Commons, Commons of House
[Douglas Hurd]
Our house

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