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Glad Not To Be Gay Lyrics by Spitting Image

1992

(Jason Donovan, Phillip Schofield, Both)
(Verse 1)
It really is great being totally straight
Taking lots of girlies out on a date
Talking about soccer and scratching your balls
Drinking 20 pints and pissing up walls
We might be single, handsome and gifted
But when we're around, shirts stay unlifted
(Chorus 1)
We're glad not to be gay
No, no, not us
No, no, no way
We're glad not to be gay
Not in the least
No way Jose
(Who's Jose?)
(Nobody...)
(Verse 2)
I respect gay man, though I'm not a bender
I much prefer girls of the feminine gender
We arе like rams when we'rе let off the leash
We both fart in public and never eat quiche
If we were gay we'd say in a minute
But we're not out of the closet - we weren't even in it
(Chorus 2)
We're glad not to be gay
Mind you who cares in this day and age
But don't ever dare say
Or else we'll sue the pants off of you
Glad not to be gay
Though being gay s'really okay
(Bridge)
Still one problem is clear
Some people fear it'll screw their career
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Spitting Image

Spitting Image

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