[Verse 1] Call you from my car to say I'll be there in a while Short plane ride and I will get to see your pretty smile Nothing on the radio, I fiddle with the dial Then I see a sign, the airport's just another mile I check my bags and think about how much I hate to fly And as I near security, I almost start to cry [Hook 1] Well, I hope the Law Enforcement Agents can't tell from my face I've got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place I'm sweating and I'm nervous and I need a little air Because with four balloons of heroin it's getting crowded up in there crowded up in there [Verse 2] My mind is all a jumbled and my blood is cold as ice I dread the thought of having to unload this merchandise Relax, I say it's not that bad, it might feel kind of nice Besides, who hasn't had a finger up there once or twice I must remember, don't leave any drugs inside the host I did that once and a girl who tossed my salad overdosed [Hook 2] Well, I say a little prayer, hail Maria full of grace I've got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place I'm sweating and I'm nervous and I need a little air And I swear I'm farting lines of blow into my underwear from my derrière [Verse 3] I was a little eager when I loaded up my stash Five balloons of ecstasy and six balloons of hash Eight balloons of LSD and nine of sensimilla A box of Chinese fireworks, a Guatemalan child I made it to the gate now, my joy I can't contain I board the aircraft, take my seat in the cockpit of the plane [Hook 3] As I taxi down the runway, I get a smile on my face I've got three balloons of coke in an uncomfortable place Flight crew, prepare for take off, as I lift us into air And by the way does anyone want to buy a Guatemalan child, from my derrière? [Outro] I've got three balloons I've got three balloons I've got three balloons
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