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Albino Lyrics by Stephen Lynch

The Craig Machine

2005

Uhm I wanted to write a song about the three loves of my life that have, you know slipped away somehow
But I could only think of two
[Verse 1]
I was in love with an albino
Her lack of pigment seemed like fun
Her skin the whitest alabaster
Her eyes as pink as pinkest bubblegum
Then one day it snowed real hard then she disappeared
That’s one, here’s two
[Verse 2]
I loved little Agnes Johnson
I met her at the old folk’s home
She’d call me up and say “Hey Stephen come give old mother hubbard a bone”
Then one day her EKG went
Beep beep beeeeeeeep
See how I did that?

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"Albino" appears on "The Craig Machine" in 2005.

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