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Best Friends Song Lyrics by Stephen Lynch

Superhero

2003

Stephen: Mark has been my best friend for many years now, and I wrote a song-
Mark: About one
Stephen: ...that's a lot of months. I wrote a song to celebrate what I think is our greatest asset as friends, and that's our complete and utter differences. We're total opposites when it comes to almost everything
Mark: Completely
Stephen: So I wrote a song, and we're gonna sing it for you now
Mark: Gay. Not gay. Just one thing. It's this shirt, isn't it? Alright, I'm the gay one
Stephen: Thank you! I didn't wanna out you in front of everybody
Mark: I like my toast buttered
Stephen: And I like mine dry
Mark: I dig the Beatles
Stephen: I'm a 'Stones kinda guy
Mark: I have fine taste
Stephen: And I like things cheap
Mark: I wanna stay up all night
Stephen: I just wanna sleep... with your sister!
Mark: I'm sorry, what did you just say?
Stephen: What?
Mark: No, you just said something about you want to sleep with my-
Mark: I like the sunshine
Stephen: And I wanna nail your sister
Mark: See there, you just said it again. I like Julia Roberts movies
Stephen: I just wanna F*** the S*** out of your sister!
Stephen: Well Tyke, you would rule, if you'd say "It's cool"
Mark: What are you talking about? It's not cool!
Stephen: I'd go pick her up at her Jr. High School!
Mark: Woah! Hey! That Sister? NO!
Stephen: Yeah! I wanna F*** your sister! I just wanna F*** in her F***ing face and C** all over her hair and stick it in her eyeball and-
Mark: Hey! No! OH MY GOD! You can't skull F*** my sister!
Mark: Hey, hey, woah! Wait a minute!
Stephen: What?
Mark: Woah, goddamit!
Stephen: What???
Mark: You wanna F*** my sister?
Stephen: Yes
Mark: You wanna F*** my SISTER?
Stephen: Yes!
Mark: *pause* $26.50
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Stephen Lynch

Stephen Lynch

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"Best Friends Song" appears on "Superhero" in 2003.

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