[Intro:]
Hey, hey, hey!
Connor, Connor!
Right here, Connor!
Hey George, George!
Oh my god, it's The Beef Boys
It's The Beef Boys
Oh my god, it's The Beef Boys
Yo, yo
"Can I get your autograph?"
"Can I get your autograph, man?"
Thank you, thank you so much
You're my inspiration, you're my idol
Thank you
[Intro (cont'd), Beef Boy Connor:]
Man, I'll tell you what
I'm living my dream right now
If you told me just two weeks ago
That this is what I'd be doing for my life
This is what would be making me millions
Man, I'd think you're capping
But bro, this shit's awesome, man
You know what
Lay that beat down
[Chorus: Beef Boy Connor]
I say we rich and famous (We are)
I say I know we made it (We made it)
Cause we’re rich and famous (We are)
And you know they can’t handle us (Skirt, skirt)
[Verse 1, Beef Boy Connor:]
Shoutout to all my G’s
And that girl who giving hеr pussy out for free
You know me, it's "Big Deal C"
Beef Boys nation
We on thе track with an asian
Competition, we killing this shit
And if shorty really wanna get on with it
I tell her I’m off to a show
She gives me that good blow
Not oral sex, though
Literal cocaine, you know (We know)
Remember all the way back at the beginning
Recording with my iPhone, dropping the bars
Now my car a push to start
And my drip two hundred-percent Carhartt
Play my part
Lights out, Josh Hart
Suspend some hoops but you can’t suspend these lyrical loops
I’m so cool
When you’re rich and famous
Just like Harold Ramis
Try to tame us
I dare you
Cheat on my queen, for a ho
Now I’m best friends with Boogie, yo
Step up to the plate like Mookie, yo
Home run, own this shit
Simple terms, the answer is no
[Chorus:]
I say we rich and famous
(We are)
I say I know we made it
(We made it)
Cause we’re rich and famous
(We are)
And you know they can’t handle us
(Skirt, skirt)
[Verse 2, Beef Boy Connor]
It’s game on, bro
Me and the rap world
And my girls
Couldn’t imagine this
Way back where we were
I’m hanging out with Murr
From Impractical Jokers, on TruTV
And shorty, you know she wears a double D
I don’t objectify women, though
That’s not cool, bro
Hell, even if she told me she was a ho
I'd still respect her, you know (We know)
2020 And we got some problems
And the Beef Boys can't solve all them
So when you complain that we aren’t them
Just remember, we aren’t the ones who are into men
I’m into that real shit
You might wanna take a pic, real quick
I’ll be gone next thing you know
It’s called a legacy
[Chorus:]
I say we rich and famous
(We are)
I say I know we made it
(We made it)
Cause we’re rich and famous
(We are)
And you know they can’t handle us
(Skirt, skirt)
[Verse 3, Beef Boy George:]
I'm bigger than an NBA superstar
Bitch, I'm slender-man
Brandon Ingram, come again
Little kids be sucking thumbs
But I gotta eat their bums (Munch)
It don't matter if the police pull me over
Cause I sign their badge, and they let me off
As I pull away in the Range Rover
I miss the days when I could leave the house
And not be asked to take off a woman's blouse
Like, come on now
Give me some respect
I don't want to hire some bodyguards
Who have to protect
Me, from all the attention
This won't help me get a contract extension
(It won't, so just, leave me alone, you know)
I have enough money to fund the Bank of the West
I have a personal chef on demand, he'll make me a lemon zest
Call it some stir fry, but I want a pot pie
My gang in the back can make it all happen
I give him an order, he go "Eye, eye captain"
I can personally afford to send the city of Calgary to college
Their choice, wherever they want to go to get some knowledge
But like, they're Canadian
They don't need college, they're smart enough on their own
It's like a whole new world there
[Chorus:]
I say we rich and famous
(We are)
I say I know we made it
(We made it)
Cause we’re rich and famous
(We are)
And you know they can’t handle us
(Skirt, skirt)
[Interlude, Beef Boy Connor:]
Look, who the hell, who the hell did you find for this verse
The Schrag
Oh, Tha Schrag, with an "A"
Yeah, like that makes it cooler
Dude, this is why I don't put you in charge of finding fucking people
God, you know what, no, we already got him here
Just send him in, just send him in
[Verse 4, Tha Schrag:]
You know all my money, it speaks for itself
I got all my racks, I break the whole shelf
Women all around me, ask for a date
I said no, that train is too late
Look at my house, Midas broke in
I got so much money, that's always a win
Beef Boys invited me onto this track
My schedule busy, I call it a rack
Betty White asked me to borrow some dough
I tell her to die, and then hit "The Woah"
I am so wealthy, girls will just faint
Look at my Gucci, I look like a saint
Me and Oprah, always be chilling
George and Connor, god always willing
My house is large for human knowing
All of these women wishing they were blowing
I got Rachel Ray solving world hunger
I got an army, I'm a war monger
Rich and famous are my middle names
Got so much money I bought LeBron J****
Playing Xbox on a flatscreen
Call me the king of Planet Sheen
Ice on my wrist, always be cold
All my food clean, never got mold
Paid my school, you know I'm a scholar
Last time I made my trillionth dollar
Rich and famous are what they call me
Down in the south, shrimp on the barbie
Got so much money I might just drown
Wing Kingdom give me the crown
Worked at my park, Mordo and Riggs
Also again, I own Stefon Diggs
All times still be rapping
Got my bros, still be trapping
Shoutout C.M., you and I getting old
All my wings plated in gold
Peace out
[Chorus:]
I say we rich and famous
(We are)
I say I know we made it
(We made it)
Cause we’re rich and famous
(We are)
And you know they can’t handle us
(Skirt, skirt)
