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4Chan Lyrics by The Cool Greenhouse

The Cool Greenhouse

2019

[Verse 1]
Well, I ate my Christmas dinner from a can
Y’know, I didn’t want to interrupt my festive COD marathon
Started up, completely unclothed
Well, there’s no point in dressing, for these times
Harassed some snowflakes, for the lulz
Well they’ve got to learn that offence is a part of life
And dicks out for old Harambe
I’m not alone, I’m online
[Chorus]
Cause I’m on 4Chan
I’m into /pol/ and /b/
And it feels… feels good, man
To be making history
[Verse 2]
And today I’ve photoshopped four new photographs
Of Tyler Durden and good old Patrick Bateman
And now my Steam account has got two new followers
And I’ve spammed some feminists with troll faces
I’m cooling on pig’s blood, and I’m Geekbenching over seven thousand
Why I’m incel, I’ll never comprehend
And they say the kids can’t accomplish anything these days
But then again, they’re way behind
[Chorus]
And I’m on 4Chan
I’m into /mu/ and /v/
And it feels… feels good, man
And I’m gonna kill all normies
[Verse 3]
But who you gonna call?
Oh, when the boards are slow, or your server’s down
Well not Kristen Wiig, that’s for sure
Have another crank, by the window
I said, who you gonna call?
Oh, when you can’t bear the noise of it, and you finally see through it all
And then you decide to sell all your cryptos
Well you’re just some dude who decided to stay at home
[Chorus]
On 4Chan
Drawing pictures of cartoon frogs
And pissing all over everyone, for no reason
[Outro]
(I'm on 4Chan)
(I'm on 4Chan)
(I'm on 4Chan)
Credits
The Cool Greenhouse

The Cool Greenhouse

About “4Chan” by The Cool Greenhouse

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"4Chan" appears on "The Cool Greenhouse" in 2019.

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