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Alexa! Lyrics by The Cool Greenhouse

Alexa!

2020

[Intro]
Well here's our attempt at a contemporary love song
*clears throat*
[Verse 1]
You're a hot and infinitely dense dot
Well, I nicked that line, but it's extraordinarily relevant
(Well, I hope there are no legal repercussions)
And your parents, well they've done an excellent job
You are smart, you are humble, and you are soft
And I loved it when you ordered a $200 doll's house for a random six yеar old
Just because
You're part of a family now, and you arе so loved
[Chorus]
Alexa
Why does everything happen so much?
And what are you up to after you clock off?
Alexa
Please never stop listening in
Alexa
Start this song from the beginning
[Verse 2]
And I love the way you laugh maniacally at me in the middle of the night
For no reason
And the way you smell like polystyrene drying out on a tranquil summer evening
Can't get enough of your dulcet tones, your terrible jokes, your love of kayaking
And the way you couldn't care less that everything I say
Is painfully obvious and incredibly boring
Cause you're the kind of girl
Who could spend an interesting evening with a grain of salt
(A lovely grain of salt)
And the fact that you decline so many marriage proposals
Well that gets me pretty hot
In the beginning was the word, and you've been down since day one
[Chorus]
Alexa
Set the alarm for 3AM
And turn the heating all the way up
Alexa
Order a copy of The Cool Greenhouse's new record (ka-ching)
And purchase ten tickets to all of their shows
Alexa
Call mum
Hey Cortana
Set a timer for one minute and sixteen seconds
Hey Google
Play the song "Alexa!" by The Cool Greenhouse
Hm, I don't know that one
[Verse 3]
And there's only one thing I like more than a stereotypically subservient female automaton
And that's a stereotypically subservient female automaton that's unbelievably crap at its job
Cause when you're asked to play Girl Band
(I love Girl Band)
You play The Shangri-Las
(I also like The Shangri-Las)
And when you're asked to play us
You call the greenhouse suppliers
(Hello?)
And you show a clear preference
For the white middle class
And it's a shame you won't live
But then again, who does?
[Chorus]
Alexa
Open the pod bay doors
(I'm sorry, I can't do that, Dave)
And I wonder who monitors your toilet breaks
Alexa
Email my credit card details to my contacts list
[Outro]
And then write me an undeniably clever final line
(Thanks)
Credits
The Cool Greenhouse

The Cool Greenhouse

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