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[Verse 1]
Well, Margaret Thatcher
She had very dirty glasses
You should have seen how
Dirty her glasses were
She couldn't even see the world
And little Freddie Hayek
He had very dirty glasses
Unbelievably dirty glasses
[Refrain 1]
And when I went to dinner with Margaret Thatcher and Freddie Hayek
At their house, the other week
Well I went into the kitchen and I opened up one of the cabinets
And I could not believe how dirty her glasses were
It was disgusting
[Verse 2]
Well, they say that we might all have dirty glasses
Like they said, Trojan horse would be forgotten
But we represent a different platform
Dispossessed pinko middle classes
Who have very dirty glasses
And anyone else who has very dirty glasses
Y’see, the purpose of this band
Is to offer a glasses cleaning service
At a very reasonable price
So if you have dirty glasses
You can bring them to the front
And we'll clean them for you
And we'll do the very best job
Y’know, we really do the very best job
That we can
[Refrain 2]
At this point the audience
In this fictional performance
Goes home and fetches their glassware
And brings it back to the pub
And hands their dirty glasses to the band
And the band cleans that dirty glasses
And then there's a standing ovation
Well, hey!
[Bridge]
Now finally you can relax in your cool greenhouse
Your clean cool green greenhouse
As you enjoy your new favourite least favourite band
Well, of course, The Cool Greenhouse
And you know these days there's an authentic need
For an authentic counterculture
But unfortunately, there's just The Cool Greenhouse
With their cool glasses
[Outro]
Well poor old dead Fidel
Y'know, he had pretty clean glasses at the beginning
But even he had pretty dirty glasses
Towards the end
Which is where we're at
The end
Credits
The Cool Greenhouse

The Cool Greenhouse

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