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Sod’s Toastie

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[Verse 1]
And it's no wonder people don't like to talk about their masturbatory experiences
Well, unless you force them into a corner, over dinner
But, you know, I really wouldn't recommend this
And all of your friends are criminally perverse
Or at least, it's statistically likely at least one of them is
And you know, it puts the living fear of God into me
Trying to guess which ones it is

[Chorus 1]
And how should a person be?
Well, ain't that the question on everyone's lips?
I said, how should a person be?
Well, it's difficult to believe that a person should be like this

[Post-Chorus 1]
And that goes for all of you

[Verse 2]
And that's when I became obsessed with the fire
When the flames catch, and I get inspired
Burn down your house, start with your bed
But don't teach your dad to beat me with his prosthetic leg
And don't you realise your mother would eat you, if she was hungry enough?
All forms of communication are forms of manipulation
And I know the secret of the dark image that you get
When you simultaneously overlay all portions of the internet

[Chorus 2]
But if you have the choice
Ah, you better look to the light
And if it turns out there is, in fact, no light to look to
Then you better make damn sure that you
Get deluded

[Post-Chorus 2]
Um, deluded

[Verse 3]
And you may find yourself safekeeping with a spendthrift baguette
And you may realise you are the fly upon Mike Pence's head
And you may find yourself shoplifting unneeded breathmints, or
Eating dots and ghosts in a never-ending 8-bit labyrinth

[Chorus 3]
And you may ask yourself
"Wow, what the fuck am I doing with my life?"
And you may say to yourself
"My God, how derivative have I become?"

[Outro]
It turns out I'm not a human being anymore
I'm just a musical project with legs
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The Cool Greenhouse

The Cool Greenhouse

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"Get Deluded" appears on "Sod’s Toastie".

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