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Beatin Our Wives Lyrics by The Kritters

2023

[Intro]
Hey! Pianoman! Play that one song I love!
Okay
-Bartender? You know I love you
-Do ya now?
-Can you get me a milk?
Y'know, I've had a tough time with my wife recently
-Did ya?
-I came home and she cooked my damn chicken bacon raw!
-Well, that's just plumb terrible
-D'you know what I started doin'?
-What?
-Well I started
[Chorus]
Beatin' my wife (Beatin' my wife)
Beatin' my wife (Beatin' my wife)
Beatin' my wife (Beatin' my wife)
Beatin' my wife, Beatin' my wife (Beatin' ma, Beatin' ma)
Beatin' my wife (Beatin' my wife)
[Segue 1]
-I got a similar story:
[Verse 1]
Forced my wife into the kitchen;
Shouldn't took back which when I was spittin'
Country hit and miss has been my life
Father beaten me, yearn for attention
Kissing gay men, it's what i've been missin'
Sleepin' round town, wish a man was my wife
Wife found out, now I'm runnin'
Through and through, I ain't winnin'
[Segue 2]
-Yeah, yeah brother-
[Verse 2]
Hatin' women, keep her in the kitchen
Fuck her in the butthole 'till she starts shittin'
You won't ever see us kissing
I ain't kicked her out yet, cuz she's good at fried chicken
No Kiddin'
Talkin' so long I read a dictionary
Shut your fuckin' mouth, I'd rather talk to abolitionists
Antidisestablishmentarianism the way I estuary
Got the cucumber, so they call me Larry
Finger in a cassowary
I really wanna BEAT MY MOTHERFUCKIN' WIFE
[Segue 3]
-uhh, me too
[Verse 3]
We got married in the trailer park after dark
She's my shinin' star
But she pisses me off every day
So she better get on her knees and pray
That I don't get drunk and fuck my cousin
My kids look like an egg mcmuffin
Bud light is the beer I'm chuggin'
If she's related, then she's good for fuckin'
Yeah, I really wanna beat my fuckin wife!
[Chorus]
Beatin' our wives (Beatin' our wives)
Beatin' our wives (Beatin' our wives)
Beatin' our wives (Beatin' our wives)
Beatin' our wives, Beatin' our wives (Beatin' our, Beatin' our)
Beatin' our wives (Beatin' our wives)
-We beat our wives!
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The Kritters

The Kritters

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