Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

I’m Gonna Phonking Kill Myself Lyrics by The Kritters

2023

(Yuh) (Ay) (Ay) (Ay)
Two nuts in my underpants
One shaft - bricked up - please understand
Zip up, twist up, no dick in hand
At Disneyland
No further, man
Pitchin' the tent while I'm pitchin' a fit
I'm bricked up makin' one hell of a dent
You are iron, trynna make sense of it
I can go to a club, make cents off it
I can tuck it in my pants, charge you rent
Sike
I'm not an African, I'm a tiny man
With tiny hands and tiny feet
Which correlate to my tiny meat
Wet dreams, steamin'
The yummy creamin'
Milf are just hot
It's the opposite of freezin'
I'm always visitin' with his eyes up on my neck
These mommies screamin' "Dump him, comе back!"
These milfs always want the dungеon special
They trynna ride this dick like it is a vessel
Not a vessel like the titanic submarine
But the vessel that comes through the sea of my dreams
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
Beer bottle glass goin' down the sink
Yeah, I hate that stupid woman, what makes her think
That a stupid piece of paper is gonna make me keep one
Ma, Ma, Mom away
Now I'm in her closet, like I'm pretending not to be gay
Felt my love for her stream when she said my name
Now she's sayin' "Who are you" and "Get out of my house"
I don't need the fifty dollars on Twitch
Why you gotta be a bitch?
Tellin' the police like a snitch
I would hold the door for you if you let me use Sam's smelly sam brush
And you don't know me, and I'm scary, and I'm sick
You're not super nice to me
In person, you're a fraud
You just wait 'till I tell mom, you're the worst sister on God
I don't get no pussy
I don't get no head
I don't get no bussy
I don't get no bread
Can't get a girl to get in my bed
I tried, she shot herself in the head!
(Ew)
You look like the skin on my nutsack
You smell like the shit in my buttcrack
I really wanna duck
No Affleck, get a hot bitch
Ride me like a backpack
Little virgin better get your nuts up
Let the lift down on that truck brah
I just can't really get enough of
You're too hentai
Damn I'm bricked up!
(Yeah)
My dad beats me relentlessly
So I snort fudge dip until I sneeze
My ass smells like pimento cheese
I guess I'll always be lonely
[Outro]
Listen, Listen
I will take literally anything
I will take literally anything
Women, men, dog I- ohh (Woahhh)
(Oh, dude)
PLEASE
Credits
The Kritters

The Kritters

About “I’m Gonna Phonking Kill Myself” by The Kritters

Read the complete lyrics to "I’m Gonna Phonking Kill Myself" by The Kritters in 2023. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

"I’m Gonna Phonking Kill Myself" is performed by The Kritters. in 2023 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "I’m Gonna Phonking Kill Myself", explore more songs by The Kritters using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for The Kritters · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"I’m Gonna Phonking Kill Myself" is credited to The Kritters. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

Album information for "I’m Gonna Phonking Kill Myself" is not available in our database yet. You can still read the full lyrics on this page.

Visit the The Kritters artist page at /artist/the-kritters for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.