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Weenies in the Beans Lyrics by The Kritters

2024

[Chorus: The Kritters]
My boyfriend’s touchy, tryna grab up on my butt
I’m hornier than antlers on a twenty-point buck
Wrangler on my booty, put the booty in the jeans
You got beanies in the weenies, I got weenies in the beans
[Verse 1: The Kritters]
Hanging in the deer stand, waiting for a deer (Aye)
Got a little boy, so we drank a little beer (Skee-yee)
What could’ve happened? I mean, we’re both men (Yeah)
He sent me a text, and so I looked down again
He texted, “Fuck me, fuck me as a buddy” (Yeehaw)
I looked back up, and his cock was getting puffy (Yeah)
Whoa now, buddy, you really gonna stuff me? (Men)
He whipped his cock out and he made it touch my tummy
[Bridge: The Kritters]
Well, eighteen seconds, having sex with a man
I’ll shove it in his ass, then I cum in my hands
I don’t care if anybody sees what we do
I’ll feel on any cowboy as long as he’s a dude
[Chorus: The Kritters]
My boyfriend’s touchy, tryna grab up on my butt
I’m hornier than antlers on a twenty-point buck
Wrangler on my booty, put the booty in the jeans
You got beanies in the weenies, I got weenies in the beans
[Verse 2: The Kritters]
Eighteen cowboys riding on my dick
Yeah, you know I’m only gay because I couldn’t find the clit
Fucking on a country boy, sucking on his pecker
I’ma drill him in his booty, you can call me Black & Decker
Got titties like a cow, but I’m horny like a bull
I’ma dive into his booty when I fuck him in the pool
Got me swimming in his eyes while I fuck him in his boots
Licking mustard off his thighs, and then I fuck him till he poops
[Chorus: The Kritters]
My boyfriend’s touchy, tryna grab up on my butt
I’m hornier than antlers on a twenty-point buck
Wrangler on my booty, put the booty in the jeans
You got beanies in the weenies, I got weenies in the beans
[Verse 3: The Kritters]
In the woods fucking centaurs, it makes my dick hard (Neigh)
A man will suck my dick while I’m smoking on a cigar (Uh, aye)
Cock, cock, cock, not talking ‘bout a chicken (Uh)
He stuck it in my booty, then he went and started pissing (Moonshine)
Broke back booty, not fucking on a mountain (Yeehaw)
Open up my mouth, and then he sprays me like a fountain (Pshh)
Dick, dick, dick, wanna shove it in my fucking ass (Meow)
Crystal meth is boring, rather suck all on a gay man’s shaft
[Verse 4: DigBar]
Man, he love it when I’m making him laugh
He’s my big black cowboy, shaking his ass
I’m bent over, I’m just tryna give the chickens a bath
Then I felt a big nigga slip his dick in my ass
I’m like, “Whoa, nigga”, rip the Wranglers off, we’re ‘bout to get down
Everything thing inside the nigga booty gon’ get ripped out
Button up the boots and the jeans, bitch, I’m dripped down
When he see the fit, he gon’ volunteer to dick down
[Chorus: The Kritters]
My boyfriend’s touchy, tryna grab up on my butt
I’m hornier than antlers on a twenty-point buck
Wrangler on my booty, put the booty in the jeans
You got beanies in the weenies, I got weenies in the beans
My boyfriend’s touchy, tryna grab up on my butt
I’m hornier than antlers on a twenty-point buck
Wrangler on my booty, put the booty in the jeans
You got beanies in the weenies, I got weenies in the beans
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