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I Fell Asleep First At The Sleepover :( Lyrics by The Kritters

2023

[Refrain: All]
I fell asleep first at the sleepover
I fell asleep first at the sleepover
I fell asleep first at the sleepover
Now my asshole's massive
[Verse 1: Oboe Jones]
Yuh, thought I had good friends but I didn't
Had to use a tv for a blanket, I was frigid
Laid my head down, closed my eyes for a minute (yuh) (yuh) (ayy)
Then I started sleepin'
Yuh, I went down first
Fell asleep on the couch and woke up in a hearse
Man, now I got a headache and my booty hole hurts
Now my hair is sticky
[Refrain: All]
I fell asleep first at the sleepover
I fell asleep first at the sleepover
I fell asleep first at the sleepover
Now my asshole's massive
[Verse 2: Johnny Lemons]
Fell asleep first at a party
Drеw all on my face
Then he fuckеd me with the sharpie
Bruises on my ass, got me lookin' like Barney
Now my asshole's massive
Fell asleep again, woke up during round two
Fucked me in my booty 'till I really had to poo
Eatin' his banana like a monkey in the zoo
Where the fuck'd my dick go
[Verse 3: Ronny]
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle me in the booty
Tickle me 'till I'm juicy, it's like they slipped me a roofie
Yeah, I'm covered in cum, they got me gawrshin' like Goofy
Yeah, they raped me in the bum 'till I grew another booty
Nighttime, I fell asleep first, right?
Then all my homies gettin' turned on like a light
Away to my booty they flew like a flash
And they whip out all their cocks and then they rape me in the ass
[Refrain: All]
I fell asleep first at the sleepover
I fell asleep first at the sleepover
I fell asleep first at the sleepover
Now my asshole's massive
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The Kritters

The Kritters

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