Let's take a hike, spend the night at old Camp Wood That place is almost hell, they say we'll get stalked and slashed just like its 1980 We've got cold beer, and plenty to go round We'll tell ghost stories, get scared to death Go skinny dipping, have robot sex - LETS GO! We'll it's a beautiful day for some girl on girl Put on your Renfields shirt and have yourself a thrill Chainsaws, sheers, tiki torches, death by 69 When they hear about the legend they always laugh What kind of psycho runs around in a pigskin mask? It doesn’t matter cause they’re never gonna make it back across the Mason-Dixon line The chitlin pit of hell is overflowin’’ I can almost taste the grease If only I had known I’d wind up hacked up, slaughtered, mangled, and deceased In 3D! These country roads have led me to my final resting place I should have caught the punk rock show and saw the Tom McGees They’ll find me in a pile of blood and gore Porkchop, West Virginia backwoods horror! It’s a father-daughter weekend and everyone’s invited Even Richie’s getting hammered cause he’s just so damn excited! When a redneck mongoloid finds you cornered in a shack And you find out meat is murder when the bacon bites you back If you go into the woods better stay of his land Or you’re likely to get carved up like a lovely Sunday ham It’s the southern hospitality that’s bound to make you squeal When a juicy summer sausage is the last thing that you feel The family that squeals together, kills together, you’ll be face down in a trough When meal time rolls around you better run away, or you’ll be human slop You just got porkchopped! These country roads have lead me to my final resting place I should have hit the Empty Glass and had myself a drink They’ll find me in a pool of blood and gore Porkchop, West Virginia backwoods horror!
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"Porkchop" appears on "GO!" in 2014.
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