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Write Rhymes And Act Like An Asshole Lyrics by Tom Green

Prepare for Impact

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Ha. Huh. Ha. Huh. I like this:
I like gasoline, don't like electric
Wanna go fast, you need fuel injection
I know people talk about ozone protection
You think I'll give a damn when I can't get an erection?
Like wearing fur, like eating beef
Like eating fish, fuck the coral reef
Fuck the police I like getting paid
Like shoplifting, like getting laid
Like stealing liquor from my neighbor's cabinet
I like getting drunk, smoking cigarettes
I like freaking out and causing a scene
I like acting out, like being Green
I like not knowing where I'm supposed to be
I like sneaking in to avoid the fee
I like being young, fuck being old
I like writing rhymes and acting like an asshole
[Chorus:]
I-I like I-Iike I like to write rhymes and act like an asshole
I-I like I-Iike I like to write rhymes and act like an asshole
I-I like I-Iike I like to write rhymes and act like an asshole
I-I like I-Iike I like to write rhymes and act like an asshole
Check it
(I like to write rhymes and act like an asshole)
Alright, I go to Fatburger, then I come back
Sometimes I rhyme slow but never rhyme wack
And Jeremy Klein likes bitches and sake
Like to keep drinking until I feel crappy
Like skateboarding even though I'm old
I like to write rhymes and act like an asshole
I like hiding in the plants at the shopping mall
I like making a deal like Monty Hall
I like taking a walk with my dogs
I like checking the bitches, I mean the dogs
I like the Flintstones, living in Bedrock
I went to Portland, I saw a Sasquatch
Looking at my Gucci, it's a fake watch
Hey Kobe, she should have said stop
I like being dope and not a sucker
I like George Bush blowing up them motherfuckers
I like bottle rockets, like fire crackers
Like chicken fingers, I like Big Mackers
I like running my mouth and talk a lot of shit
And if you don't like it, my bum is on your lips
I like selling out and taking all the cash
And drive a sports car real fucking fast
I'm getting sucked into a black hole
I like writing rhymes acting like an asshole
[Chorus]
Check it
I like kids in Kansas playing with stun guns
I like MTV playing my reruns
Like finding money in the taxicab
I like kicking cancer in the motherfucking ass
I like people getting famous overnight and getting bent
Cameron Diaz, acting like she president
Walking around acting all sweet
But she won't sign an autograph for kids on the street (huh)
I like watching EZ Mike make beats
I like dropping rhymes and making people freak
I like cupping the mic in my right palm
I like watching other peoples' movies bomb
I like talking with my mom on the phone
My dad only talks when she's not home
I like eating Chinese food with a fork
I like to write rhymes and act like a dork (ha)
[Chorus]
I-I like, I-I like...
Credits
Tom Green

Tom Green

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