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Sweet Marketer Lyrics by /v/ the Musical

Journalism

2013

[MARKETER]
How do you do I
See you've met my
Faithful shilling-man
They're just a little bought out, cuz
When you posted
They thought you were
Buying from them
Don't get butthurt
By the way they look
Don't try to blow my cover
I'm not
Much of a man
By the light of day
But on /v/, I'm one hell of a viral er
I'm just a sweet marketer
From a marketing corporation
So let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both
Pretty picky
Oh, if you want something visual
So I'm not a failure
We could both take in the CG Real trailer
I'm mad we caught you at home
We aren't taking your phone
We're all saging in a fury
You're a marketer, we know
So, let's get on with the show
We want this thread
Gone in a hurry
So usage games
Well, what a shame
Boy, you /v/irgins like to panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
But your report has free video games that are picked
I'm just a sweet marketer
From a marketing corporation
So why don't we pick GTA V?
Or maybe XBOX
I could show my best Call of Duty session
I've been making a game with
Careens and more of the same
And it's good for making money
In a recession
I'm just a sweet marketer
From a marketing corporation
(choral interlude from "Sweet Transvestite")
So open a new tab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver
With antica-
-pation
But maybe the game
Isn't really to blame
So I'll be the cause
But not
The symptom
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/v/ the Musical

/v/ the Musical

About “Sweet Marketer” by /v/ the Musical

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"Sweet Marketer" appears on "Journalism" in 2013.

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