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Mr. Krabs vs Scrooge McDuck Lyrics by CMRB

Season 2

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[Intro]
EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!
MR. KRABS
VS
SCROOGE MCDUCK
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Mr. Krabs]
Ahoy Matey, I'm the greediest crab you'll ever see!
Beat you at the bottom of the ocean, where no one can hear you scream
You'll never get any of me' money, stop quacking and shut up
I'm the richest of riches, you mother-ducking Scrooge McSuck!
You're not greedy, you're vile, and the meanest I've ever seen
You desert your cousins when they're begging in plead!
Give this duck a seizure with my rhymes colder than Ebenezer
And I'll cease this creature and wave a dollar, just to tease ya!
[Verse 2: Scrooge McDuck]
This is my Duck Tale on how this Krusty Krab rocked his stench
Drown you with my golden flows, but you're used to getting drenched!
Been selling Krabby Patties, I'm not surprised where you landed
Leave this sandy man dead, because I just caught him red handed!
Even though I am a duck, I have a strong eagle's voice!
Now your fate is gonna be worse than the Beagle Boys
Turn you down for your frown, you'll taste nice salted
I'm rapping a company of disses, and there's no help wanted!
[Verse 3: Grunkle Stan]
Welcome to my Mystery Shack! Put all your money in the box
Since you know I'm gonna win, here's the exit and my gift shop!
The greatest con artist out there, now you two show up here?
A grumpy smuck duck and a sperm whale's dad of the year!
I'll cashier your raps, you'll end up broke with these raps from
Grunkle Stan! Working hard, to squish you both like Plankton!
Give me all your cash, doh, and anything worth gold
I protect my family, you're both self-centered jerk holes!
[Verse 4: Mr. Burns, Waylon Smithers, and Homer Simpson]
Silence! You've got flea market junk, don't make a sound!
All bark and all bite, wait until I release the hounds!
I'll fire you like that guy over there, Smithers, who is he?
Uhm, that's Homer Simpson, sir, he's one of your employees!
If you try to overthrow me, I suggest do not!
Hmmmm DONUTS! ...and you fluffy duck!
You spend more time swimming in debt than expendages
You'll get banked, and there is no giving yourself bandages!
Stop with your puppet-faced lingo Stan, because you fail
And you crab with the whale, no my win is not for sale!
Fought in World War One, I'll take you down for your excrement
Smithers take these buffoons to the nuclear reactor, excellent!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! *cha-ching* CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!
Credits
CMRB

CMRB

About “Mr. Krabs vs Scrooge McDuck” by CMRB

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