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Rick vs Bender Lyrics by CMRB

Season 3

2017

[Intro]
EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES!
RICK
VS
BENDER
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Rick Sanchez and Morty]
So retarded C-3PO really wants to fucking fight?
Either I’m tripping or I didn’t kill all those parasites
I’ll pay for your assassination then slip you the bill
You won’t be the first of Groening’s characters I’ve killed
Gee, I don’t know about this Rick! M-Morty, he’s a robot;
We could have his screws loose before he shows us what he’s got
There’s millions of galaxies in infinite realities
In each and every one, your show remains a fucking tragedy
[Verse 2: Bender]
I can easily bend this crackpot and his little twerp
Then I’d spit more fire than you, with onе burp
Running you over when I becomе a Were-car
You like to prison break? You won’t escape these bars
Invent a way of mastering flows, I’m the main ingredient
Keep rapping Farnsworth, you’re making my win easier
Tho’ when capping a pan-sexual, I think I oughta pass
Cuz I know you’d do more than bite my shiny metal ass
[Verse 3: Rick Sanchez]
You’re not a fembot anymore, so why is sucking still your motto?
Dating Calculon like “Domo arigato Ms. Roboto "
A glitch prick hitched to sexbots more than Morty is
Turns out your ass percentage is w-wayyy above 40 BITCH!
I outsmarted the devil; 3 numbers have you in pieces
Jerry the robot? *Burp* The other Ricks have to see this
I’ll bring a battery-verse of hurt; that, you can count on
So crawl back into the factory that you were shat out of
[Verse 4: Bender]
I'm belching up rhymes to burn this doc until he's brown
Send him Back to the Future- where I wear the crown
Bender is the greatest, that’s the way the news goes
I’ll kill all humans and leave rapping to the robos
You must be more drunk than the flask you’re mixin’
Even more of a douchebag, than President Nixon
Gonna make your mind blown, like your improvised youth
I’m off to make my way back in a suicide booth
[Vese 5: Rick Sanchez, Bender, and Both]
Attempted Suicide? Already ticked that off the checklist
Get bent then; instead I’ll chug a beer and forget this
Maybe you aren’t such a Redgrin Grumble after all
I have no idea what that means but L-L-LICK MY BALLS
[Outro: The Announcer and Cromulon]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPic cartoon made-
DISQUALIFIED!
Credits
CMRB

CMRB

About “Rick vs Bender” by CMRB

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