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Big Macintosh vs Applejack Lyrics by Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

Season 2

2013

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
APPLEJACK
VS
BIG MACINTOSH
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Applejack]
YEE HA! time to face my big brother
I'm the best apple farmer, second to no other
Am I the best rapper? EYUP! Are you the best rapper? NOPE!
I will hang you up like an apple rope (Ohh!)
You were raised to say two words that don't work for shit
They should just call you just Mac, cause you aren't that big
Just count the 4 numbers, 1, 2, 3, 4, raise this barn
I kick apple trees, so get ready to get harmed
[Verse 2: Big Mac]
Shut the Hay Up, little sister, go and drink your apple cider
You look new around here, let me give you a tour inside here
I won't give you any more apple fritter, you stupid jew
Heck, Applebloom is a better apple bucker than you
Oh, you're name is Applejack? Well, I prefer Froot Loops
You got 2nd place because theirs someone you can't handle to do
They call me big for a reason, you name should've been Apple Teeny
You only eat red apples, when there's yellow and green!
[Verse 3: Applejack]
You're big? SURE! you make the muscle pony look like a fairy
You have a useless character plot than R-R-R-Rarity
Big Mac? I ordered an apple pie with apple fries
You're like an old apple pie, so you deserve to die
You look tired and sweaty, BUT NO BREAKS!
I'm the best apple archer for fucking god's sake
I'm a better rapper than you, all you do is say yep and nope
I would rather rap against Granny Smith cause you are fucking DOPE!
[Verse 4: Big Mac]
NOPE! I won, you lost, cause I am the best
You always getting apples always leads into a rest
I might have not got the love of Miss Cherrilee
But you didn't get any fame from saving the apple trees
You don't deserve to be in the apple farm, go work with Flim Flam Bros
I don't need to rap anymore cause you just got owned!
I won this battle, no doubt, you need to step up
Am I the best apple farmer ever? Eeyup!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
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Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

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