Chowder vs Flapjack Lyrics by Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons
Season 2
2014
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS! CHOWDER! VS! FLAPJACK! BEGIN! Chowder: Hello Flapjack! How are you doing? It’s me Chowder! You’re so tiny kid, did you take the Cinnamini Powder? I’ll show my knuckle to Captain K’nuckles The only present that you got on your birthday was a pencil? I would put butter and syrup on you and eat you like a Flapjack Since you think that The Candy Barrel is the place for your crack My disses are so cold, call it a Thrice Cream brain freeze Your mom Bubbles is just nothing but a fat whale, literally! Flapjack: Hi there! The sailor boy is here! You’re about to be baked So beating you in this battle will be a piece of Slawberry Cake I’ll make you bite more than you can chew with some Grubble Gum You don’t even listen to Mung because you are so damn dumb I will twist your arm, leaving you off with Burple Nurples Stop eating too much kid! You’re as slow as a turtle You need to eat brain grub, because you’re as dumber than me Your rapping skill is lacking more than Gazpacho’s comedy Chowder: You think you’re gonna be a great adventurer? Well that’s a lie and Go back to dreaming of the Candied Island You’re nothing but a gay little Jack Sparrow shadow My disses can burn, ‘cause I ate some Dancing Diablos! I’m gonna crush your little peppermint balls for fun After that, I’m gonna throw you in the water, then I’m done This battle is over, and I don’t mean to be a meanie But you’re as crazy as my NOT girlfriend, Panini Flapjack: My name is Flapjack, and I’m really badass You’re just a dumpcat, which explains why your show is bad as Any cartoon decision, I’m on a rapping mission I’m gonna win this battle as fast as a food transition! If you were on the Candied Island, you would eat it all up Since you’re nothing but a pathetic little stupid fat fuck This is your last day, so prepare to die! Now get ready to be stomped on like the Feetza Pies WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF *nom nom nom* CARTOONS!
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