EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
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EPIC CARTOON MADE RAP BATTLES
BEGIN!
Zara:
Before you call me a rip-off, all I want to say is that
You're gonna break the floor once you step in and get a heart attack
Do us all a favor, stop shouting at your mic and grab your inhaler
Cause I can stretch like Four Arms, you got the body of Chowder
You're a disgrace to Cartoon Network, stop ruining cartoons!
I'm gonna take down you and your whole squeaker group
I'm done with my first verse, and I already have so much to say
Now I'm gonna kick your ass, the Epic Cartoon Made way!
Matthew:
Looks like we got some company, now where did they go?
Oh! They're the same size as my toеs and their series rеally blows
I can't believe I'm going up against a kid who ripped off my series
If you don't surrender, I'll get my claws out like Tom and Jerry
You started with a gun, now you're going up against me
At least I'm not a blonde psychopath series-taking copy
I never saw so many shitty battles until I clicked on your URL
Now go cry in the corner, time to hear some words from Fel!
Fel:
You kidding me fat cheeks? Are you rapping or having an asthma attack?
Because judging by your old battles, an actual talent is what you lack
In fact, I take that back, you must be very talented at eating food
All your dumb Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons just include you being rude
Stop the swearing, stop it all together, I don't really wanna brag but
You can take all your crappy lyrics and learn to shut the fuck up
Take a break from this kid, I'm sure your parents must be proud
When they hear you in your basement shouting random swears out loud
Matthew:
Wow! That was so threatening! Oh my god! I'm so crying!
Now you make me wanna scratch myself until I'm done dying
You'll be kicked out of the House of Payne, you short motherfucker
Nobody keeps Matthew down! Nobody, remember!
You better shut your mouth up, you're more annoying than Cheese
Since I'm the true king of the cartoon rap battle parodies
You're just like Filbert, cause you're nothing but a nerdle
By the end of this battle you'll be a fucking muted turtle
Zara:
I don't need Fel to diss you out, I'll do it on my own!
You say that you're 12 but you act like you're 5 years old
Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta? Not creepy at all!
SuperThingsOnCups Rap Battles? Try dropping your balls
Epic Rap Battles of Candy? Are you really that fucking fat?
Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons? Try learning how to rap
Where should I kick your ass to? I prefer Seattle
Cancel everything and jelly roll the fuck out of this battle
Matthew:
You're just a whovian fa- that hates people that aren't
I'm pretty sure when you cross the street you'll get squashed by a car and
I have more fame than you, nobody knows what CMRB is
Just a stupid rap battle series that has terrible lyrics written by little kids
Fel, stop chomping on your crisps, Zara, stop chomping on your Lucky Charms
I'll throw you out of my clubhouse, so get ready to be harmed
Zara, you wish you were big, but instead you're tiny and green as
A frog, so get down on your knees and suck my party cannon penis
Zara:
Don't act like you're big, being fat doesn't count as being tall
When you lay on the floor, you're probably more tall than before
Your flow is fucking horrible, your lyrics are terrible
Your guests are 8 year olds and your voice is just unbearable
Kill me with your prostate? Could your insults get anymore poor?
I think you're just mad cause you got rejected by The Infinite Source
You're always ripping off Smosh, try once at being original
And if you call me short again, I'll break you like the fourth wall
Matthew:
In order to beat this kid you need to step up your game
Because your lyrics are lame and you try to steal all my fame
Well good luck, hockey puck and British kid with teeth bucked
You got WoodenHornets in your battle? Well I don't give a FUUUCK!
I'll kick your ass, stomp on your ass again and again
You say you're better than me? You're unoriginal like Ben 10
You lost the rap battle war cause I got dissing force
CMRB sucks, I would rather listen to The Infinite Source!
Zara:
You know what's more crap than your raps? Your first season
Wanna know why this MC will win? There's lots of reasons
Once I'm through with you I'll be sure to leave a Marko!
Go back to your mummy, and me? I'll be chilling making videos
You think your series is better? Well, you must be insane
I'm about to make Matthew Thomas the Tank Engine feel pain
Looks like your chin dropped unlike your ballsack
You just got popped like a balloon by the one and only Zara
Matthew:
I can't take anymore, this is too impossible for me to fix
I guess there's one more thing to do
Prepare to get dissed by this 12 year old
Preapre to die by this 12 year old
Prepare to get pwned by this 12 year old
Prepare for this fast rap by this 12 year old
Zara:
I get it!
Matthew:
Epic Cartoon Made Rap Battles, fighting me is a hastle, since you both fucking losers are just a bunch of assholes
Prepare to get a mouthful you 2 little rascals, just like Mario and Peach go back to your castle
Zara, you're just insane in what you fucking bring, once I finish you off you'll always remember my name
And Felix what's the deal man? Licking the crisps off your hands. Bringing a fatality on your ass will be the end of the game
This is your last day, last stand, goodbye!
The best day in the world would be for both of you to die
Zara, are you embarrassed? 'Cause you're hiding in your muted turtle shell
My raps bring more heat than all the times you fired Fel
I can't believe I'm battling a midget and a crispy crisp lover
I'm the best cartoon rapper ever, second to no other
You getting more subscribers than me must be an internet hoax
This battle is over and so is Season 2, that's all folks!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS SEASON 2!
