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Bloo vs Wander Lyrics by Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

Season 2

2013

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
BLOO
VS!
WANDER
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Bloo]
Welcome to Foster's home of imaginary friends
My show was best rated, and this will be your end
You being in love with Berry will be your final destination
You’re gonna win this battle, HA! That’s your imagination
You’re more fucking stupider and annoying than Cheese
Wander has the best rhymes in the world? HA! PLEASE!
What would Wander do? would he surrender or continue
I think he’ll surrender cause he can’t handle rhymes by bloo!
[Verse 2: Wander]
What? you’re telling me this blue eraser is gonna win this battle
I don’t think so, instead, I’ll make your imaginary brain rattle
I could get my friend Sylvia to stomp your ass
And then I set you on fire, this blue dust is trash
Your best friend is a gay kid in elementary
Your show is the worst cartoon in the century
I’m not sure if the house is full of imaginary friends or someone’s shroom trip
I’m Wander, you’re blue, this is over you fucking bitch
[Verse 3: Bloo]
Nice hat, orange gay bearded version of the cat in the hat
Mac will kick your ass, this episode will make kids laugh
Wilt would beat you in 300 games of basketball
And don’t you forget I will win this fucking rap brawl
Coco will coco you until you appear in a coffin
Your show is for kids on downs, that’s why you get no loving
Me kicking your ass will be big on the worldwide wabbit
Now go and spit your second verse cause I’ve just about had it
[Verse 4: Wander]
I’m sorry if this is a spoiler but you’re about to fucking lose
Who won? I think it is an easy choice to choose
You’re a hater, but me? I’m actually friendly
At the end of this, you’ll be fucking D-E-A-D
Blooregard Q. Kazoo, nice name their fag
You’re a trouble-making, immature, and jealous douchebag
Your creator quit CN to be my creator
Now that this battle is done, I’m out, later hater!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

About “Bloo vs Wander” by Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

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