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BMO vs GIR Lyrics by Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

Season 2

2013

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
BMO
VS
GIR
BEGIN
[Verse 1: BMO]
Look at me battle GIR, who’s trying to be a SIR
But instead, he’s being a HIR and a DIR
Don't you know, I'm the one and only BMO
I have the most flow so I just wanted to let you know
That i’m a game console, electric outlet, iPod, and a camera
Alarm clock, toaster, flash and strobelight, and a video player
You are invader zim’s bitch, so suck my joystick
I just got a high score rapping against you prick
[Verse 2: GIR]
Just call me Professer Oak, cause I don’t know if your a boy or girl
Cause for fucking god sake, your stupid show makes me hurl
You really think you're worth shit, dude give me a break
You're just a talking game console who gets played by Finn and Jake
I'm actually useful but you just sit on your game ass all day
My show is the best while your show is turning out lame
I'm the greatest GIR, you're just trouble
Hell, the only relationship you have is with a fucking bubble!
[Verse 3: BMO]
It’s time to kick some robot ass cause it’s adventure time
Let’s play a new game called “Battle of Rhymes”
It won’t be 8-bit anymore, it’ll be 8-beats
It is so easy to win, so I don’t need any cheats
You are such a mistake, wait no your show is a mistake
You’ll be eaten like how the bear ate Finn’s cupcakes
My name is BMO, and I’m gonna win this battle
And the reason why you didn’t is because you always diddly daddle
[Verse 4: GIR]
I'm insane! I'm cute, I'll blast your brains
Mad smart, I'm GIR-eat! My rapping level's insane
Adventure Time? that’s all you have to say?
Just call me the gamer, cause you just got played
I don’t find you scary, and nobody else will
What is wrong with Finn anyway, did he take a ecstasy pill?
This battle is done, just like you are you dick
Now let me finish you off fast and slick
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
THANKS FOR 2000 SUBSCRIBERS, BITCHES!
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Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

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