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Ninjago vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Lyrics by Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

Season 2

2013

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
TMNT!
VS!
NINJAGO!
BEGIN!
Kai:
It’s time to kick some turtle ass, prepare for double trouble
We’re the Masters of Spinjitzu, you’re the masters of assholes
Jay:
I’m the blue ninja of lightning! prepare to get electrocuted
Our show made many kids keep watching, your show is so stupid
Zane:
Jay is right, is your show even for normal people
You’re just mutated turtles eating italian food and defeating evil
Cole:
I’m strong and solid, try to take on my lego abs
I may be afraid of snakes, but I can still make your shell crack
Lloyd:
I may be little, but I can still take on all 4 of you
I am the golden ninja, can you see my point of view?
Kai:
You guys are so weak, A can of worms is stronger than you all
I could have a better fight than run in Ninjaball
Jay:
Your master is a joke, your enemies makes me laugh
Gnarly dude? nobody ever wants to give a crap
Zane:
Mutated fucking Turtles! ha! what a joke!
All:
Looks like we're going to own this polluted hoax
Leonardo:
Oh please, man, one of you 1 on 1 me dude
I'll bring more pain than lego on your bottom of your shoes
Donatello:
You'll chop up you chumps and rebuild you all again
We ain't your friends, I bet you guys can't count up to ten
Raphael:
We actually fight, you guys can't do shit
We're about mess you up and chop off your lego brick dick
Michelangelo:
Cowabunga! we’re gonna beat you guys, Jesus!
MMM I’m hungry for ninja lego brick pizza!
Leonardo:
We’re heroes, even though you don’t know what that is like
You’ll be run over by a submarine powered by a bike
Donatello:
Gentleman and Raphael, we’re gonna break you all
We all are gonna kick your asses like Booyakasha!
Raphael:
We are not Kung-Fu Frogs, we are the Ninja Turtles
We could kill you all faster than counting all sides on a circle
Michelangelo:
We can win this battle like fighting Shred Head
After this, we’ll make you never say xever again!
Kai:
Get ready to be burned by this scorching meteor
Cole:
The only people that watch your show are kids that are 4
Jay:
Michelangelo, go back to your happy place with ponies!
Zane:
Now give us a piece of pizza pepperoni!
Lloyd:
Stuff your face in pizza, but you could lose some fucking weight
Kai:
I'll tip your shell, and you'll struggle as you encounter your fate
Jay:
We maybe Lego or not, but we can still kick your ass
Your show is nothing but a laugh and a piece of crap
Leonardo:
Dude, chill, it's a battle not a fucking ninja fighting thing
Raphael:
We're cool and kids like us more, we make cha-ching
Donatello:
We'll shove a Master splinter in your asses, make ya scream
Michelangelo:
These lego douchebags could only win in their dreams
Leonardo:
Lego more like fucking go, ya know
Raphael:
I have skills much better than you dumbasses bro
Donatello:
We may live in the sewers, but you’re the ones who need a shower
All:
Remember you plastic spaztics, we all got turtle power!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC... COWABUNGA... RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
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