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The Grinch vs Frosty the Snowman Lyrics by Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

Season 2

2013

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!
VS!
THE GRINCH!
BEGIN!
The Grinch:
Watch me dis these 3 balls of snow, to see who’s jolly
Now if you excuse me, I gotta steal a girl’s dolly
I might be cold and heartless, but I’m still gonna win
Like how I got to #1 on the best family holiday special list
All the toys and noise, it’s makes me fucking sick
Thanks to the worst person in the world, Ol’ Saint Nick
Once I get to your land, I’m gonna turn you into a feast
For the Who’s in Whoville, Snowman Roast Beast!
Frosty the Snowman:
Happy Birthday! you old green smuck
Everybody in Whoville knows that you suck
I’m Frosty the Snowman and i’m a happy jolly soul
I’ll give my friends some hugs but all you’re getting is coal
Why do you have to be a piss bag about Christmas?
Here I got you a present, some fresh disses!
I’m such a good friend, while your only friend is a dog
The only reason why you’re grumpy is cause you never got a snow blow job!
The Grinch:
Let’s read a story book “HOW THE GRINCH DEFEATED FROSTY”
I'll kick you in the snowballs, and use your eyes to play yahtzi
I might be Mr. Grinch and I might be a mean one
But I've got the best flow so it's clear to see who won
I’ll get my dog Max to finish off Christmas from happening
By stealing the presents and food, I’m kidnapping
The spirit of joy, I don’t care about the Who nit wits
My disses are so hot that you will turn into a liquid!
Frosty the Snowman:
I can’t stand you and all the noise noise noise you’re making
My disses are LITERALLY cold, are you freezing? Cause you’re shaking
You’re a mean one Grinchy, they’re no surprises
Not to mention, in the end, your heart grew 3 sizes
You are so foul, you’re like a nasty wasty skunk
Here are the 3 words to describe you, STINK STANK STUNK!
Your heart is 2 sizes too small, that’s also how big your dick is
So time to end this fight, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS
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Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

About “The Grinch vs Frosty the Snowman” by Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons

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