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Pitbull vs. I Eat Baby Lyrics by HeyyItsKris

Inside Joke Rap Battles: Season 2

2023

[Intro]
Inside Joke Rap Battles!
Pitbull
Vs
I Eat Baby!
Begin!
[Verse 1: Pitbull]
Woof woof, you know I am the pitbull
Woof woof, mascot of every high school
Woof woof, you’re as illegal as abortion is
Leave me alone with your wife, send her to an abortion clinic, ay!
How’d you even manage to get a fuckin’ kid
When you eat all within a 5-mile radius?
Like Miitopia, you’re old and tired
Speaking of kids, whatever happened to Consume Minor?
Give me the Green Light like I was the rapper
I eat 4-year olds like candy, you’re just their wrapper
Although, you’re the best chef in all of Miitopi-o
Because the other minor lovin’ chef belongs with Coach Banko
[Verse 2: I Eat Baby]
Ah, the zenith of rapping, I Eat Baby has arrived
To tingle all your eardrums with my succulent rhymes!
Is that a hairy fetus I see with my own eyes?
No, it’s a demon going back to hell in time!
Unlike Groovy, you’d never be able to heal my ears
With rhymes so left out and stale, it’s like my worst fear!
You ain’t Mr. Worldwide, ain’t it Pecuila?
How even the Hyper sprinkles couldn’t calm you down?
Your hyper aggressive attitude rivals Lampy's ADHD
They took my game from 3D to HD
You ain’t on the Switch, so why is your name Peach?
You don’t look ready to say that “Bowser is coming!”
I won’t accept your opinions
You’re French, and I hate what they did to Onions
Eatd Baby is a failure, I wish I did eat him
You remind me of him, maybe I’ll get a second chance to gnaw on his limbs
[Verse 3: Pitbull]
Hey, this battle is gonna dip in quality now
We need this to be funny, so how about now
We sabotage this battle with stupid memes
So come buddy, let’s fix this battle’s legacy!
I am so full of minors I’m going to explode
I guess you can call me a pedo’s hard drive, oh!
[Verse 4: I Eat Baby]
White people are pretty mid, they’re no-purpose flour
Maybe I’ll dip my food then into my special baby powder
[Verse 5: Pitbull]
We need this to be funny, what’s something we haven’t referenced yet?
[I Eat Baby]
How about the zenith of mobile gaming Raid: Shadow Legends-
[Pitbull]
NO! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
[I Eat Baby]
Well… I’m gonna go over here and wait for you to calm down
…
I got a zenith of a reference!
[Verse 6: MX]
You just keep rhyming minor and fetus, that isn’t funny!
Stupid memes won’t get you far, especially not any money!
You think you’re strong with a .9? Just wait ‘till I break out the ‘85
Making sure that Lucas won’t get far and leave his parents to cry
Mario’s will be left in Madness, no chance of escaping my realm
Now’s your chance to dodge my pow, oops, seems like you both fell down!
(Wahoooo!)
[Outro: I Eat Baby]
Wait, I have another amazing reference idea!
[Huggy Wuggy]
It’s me Huggy Wuggy-
Credits
HeyyItsKris

HeyyItsKris

About “Pitbull vs. I Eat Baby” by HeyyItsKris

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