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Santa Claus vs. Pyro (TF2) Lyrics by HeyyItsKris

Inside Joke Rap Battles: Season 2

2023

[Intro]
Inside Joke Rap Battles
Pyro
Vs
Oh my god, Santa Claus, hi!
Begin!
[Verse 1: Pyro]
Mmh mmh mmh?
Mmh mmh mmh
Mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh
Mmh mmh mmh mmh
Mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh
Mmh mmh mmh
Mmh mmh mmh mmh
Mmh mmh mmh mmh!
Mmh mmh mmh!
Mmh mmh mmh!
Mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh
Mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh
Mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh
Mmh mmh mmh!
Mmh mmh mmh
Mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh
Mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh mmh!
[Verse 2: Santa Claus, MatPat and The Announcer]
It’s me, Santa Claus, what’s your name?
Oh you don’t have one because you’re lame!
My opinion on your gender is a bit weary
So I’ll call up MatPat from Game Theory!
Hello Internet! Welcome to Game Theory!
Today, we’ve discovered that Pyro’s a tran-
We here at Inside Joke Rap Battles do not condone the transphobic statements that we just had to censor
We apologize for this inconvenience
Good boys and girls don’t burn people alive!
So I’ll have to knock your goodness points down by five!
You’re like Jesus ‘cause I’m crucifying you on the beat
Unwrap your gift Pyro, it’s an L for your defeat!
Seriously though Pyro, you need to stop being haughty
‘Cause you don’t wanna see what happens when Santa gets naughty…
[Verse 3: Pyro]
Welcome to Pyroland, all aboard!
‘Cause I love treating cherubs with fun galore!
It’s a candy land, wonderland of chocolate and Lolichops
Don’t make me Powerjack you off with a Rainblower on top!
You’re not welcome here, fat Jeffery Epstein!
Watching kids all year, you’re really fuckin’ creepy!
You were made up only to sell Coca-Cola!
Now leave my game before I leave a charred hole through ya!
[Interlude: Santa Claus]
That’s it Pyro…
You’re not just going on the naughty list…
You’re going on the Xanta Klaus list!
[Verse 4: Xanta Klaus]
You thought you’re hot
Guess what? You’re not!
You’re gonna be dead when Xanta’s firing shots!
I’m the true big G up in this bitch!
Pipe Bomb down your chimney, leave you dead in a ditch!
You think you can take me down, well so did a lot
My home boy’s Rudolph and Frosty kill foes like bots!
Send you to the South Pole the way you ain’t seein’ my Greenland
Never gettin’ updated, you got replaced by Gabe’s greed, man!
You’re only mained by freaks, like Pyrocynical
Either that or your mains are racist, way too cynical!
You call me Jeffery Epstein but what about Scout in your team?
One-hit kill like I’m a Spy; you can suck on my testicles!
Xanta Klaus dominates any foe, foe, foe!
Your skill ceiling is way too low, low, low!
By the way I hope you know, know, know
That your mom is a big ‘ol ho, ho, ho!
[Outro: The Announcer and MX]
Oh- Oh my god!
Santa Claus left a present behind for me!
Finally, some recognition around here!
What’s this?
An I.O.U. for a funny callback?
What’s that supposed to mean…?
Oh no…
You just keep-
Credits
HeyyItsKris

HeyyItsKris

About “Santa Claus vs. Pyro (TF2)” by HeyyItsKris

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