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Scott the Woz vs. The Slenderman Lyrics by HeyyItsKris

Inside Joke Rap Battles: Season 1

2022

[Verse 1: Scott the Woz]
Hey all, Scott here!
Oh shit! A white guy!
You’re not that guy pal, you’re just a guy
Steppin’ up to the virgin who talks about stupid Nintendo games?
Dying in your 2010-popularity would sound less lame
Just like Steel Wool, I’ll hit you with my Madden curse
You gonna make like your fans and stab me where it hurts?
The thought of Chibi-Robo: Ziplash really hurts my guts
Slender, your games aren’t bad but…
...
Nevermind, they’re bad games
[Verse 2: The Slenderman]
Little Scott the Woz, I am cumming in your mom
Your virgin bitch-ass can’t handle my rap bombs
Call this California, cause my bars are on fire
The Slenderman is real! Can we get much higher?
You can’t get any bitches; you couldn’t even successfully lie on Tinder!
Not even Buffalo Wild Wings would want this murder dinner!
You’ve heard my white noise, time to leave your ass dead!
Call this the Wii U, cause you’ll never see the light again
[Verse 3: Henry Stickmin]
Aww yeah, Distraction Dance!
This Flash game predates both of you; y’all don’t stand a chance!
It’s me, Henry Stickmin, and I choose to interrupt this feud
You’ll get the Rap Battle Master ending if you do!
Unlike your skinny ass, Scott, I actually got a bitch!
And Slender, your thing towards kids should give you a death sentence!
My games remain relevant, just ask Markiplier!
I won’t fail this verse, man, I’m a survivor!
[Verse 4: Scout and Soldier]
Welcome to Boston, the fuck can I do for you today?
I’ll push you bitch, get out my way!
Scott, Ohio doesn’t fuckin’ exist!
And I’ve seen less BLU on 2Fort, bitch!
Slender, your pedophilic ass isn’t scary
Don’t look at my history though! Please, that’ll be uncanny!
And Henry, I thought I was a fuckin’ twig!
Tell Gadget Gabe to come back home, my game needs an update please
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna say the fuckin’ n-word
NO SCOUT, YOU WILL NOT SAY THE N-WORD!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[Verse 5: Eminem]
Yo, my name is Eminem and I like to rap
All you guys just sound like crap-
[Outro: The Slenderman, Eminem and Scott the Woz]
I’m done with all these bitch-ass rappers
Bro, what, AAAAAAAAA-
Well, that was more murder than I needed to see in my life
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HeyyItsKris

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About “Scott the Woz vs. The Slenderman” by HeyyItsKris

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