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Siren Head vs. The Emergency Alert System Lyrics by HeyyItsKris

Inside Joke Rap Battles: Season 1

2022

[Intro: Announcer]
Oh shit! I’m finally back after a year of being in that basement, good god, I’m so happy to be free. Oh, a new rap battle? Okay then…
Inside Joke Rap Battles!
Siren Head!
Vs
The Emergency Alert System!
[Verse 1: The Emergency Alert System]
Everybody listen up, it’s an Emergency Alert!
Prepare for the Rap Battle last stand of the worst trend on Planet Earth!
You’re a remnant of Trevor Henderson seeing if he can still be relevant
Spoiler: He hasn’t since “Welcome Upside-Down Man!”
Your fandom is more dead than the victims that you claim to have
A knockoff SCP thinks he can beat me, well, that’s a laugh!
This Photoshop image could not rival for a foe
After I beat you, you’ll disappear; call that an Amber Alert flow
[Verse 2: Siren Head]
Everybody listen up, you can’t beat the vocal shapeshifter
Go home operator, say “Hi” to your wife cause you missed her
Don’t go to your bedroom though, just trust your gut
Unless you wanna see your wife choking on these Siren nuts!
THE MONSTER’S ARRIVED!
You’re gonna fucking die!
Step on you to death, not in a kinky way, that’s right!
YOU’RE SCARING
More than helping
Think about the earbuds of Little Jimmy!
CRINGE BITCH!
Run away like when you see Nagito as a Twitter user's kinnie!
20 FEET TALL!
Stand above everyone else!
Send them all to Cartoon Cat’s Special Hell!
You’re never gonna be important!
No one already thinks you are
Just go back to Wikipedia and Twitter with your “erm achually” lookin ass
[Verse 3: The Emergency Alert System]
I’m not important huh, don’t worry bud, neither are you
When you copied your verse, I’m surprised you didn’t feel any deja vu
This isn't a test, my final warning’s coming; better run
Do anything you want, just don’t look at the sun
A staple of Analog Horror; look at Local 58!
Don’t look at any Siren Head rap battles because on a beat, you’ve never ate
Hillbillies aren’t even afraid of you, they’re more afraid of the gay agenda
You look like your mother is more than likely named Linda!
Don’t even ask me what that means, you’re too lame to keep up with lore
Your face looks like the pussy of a motherfucking crack whore!
And you’re just a lonely cuck who wishes he was dead
Because you got no bitches to suck on your Siren’s Head!
[Verse 4: Siren Head]
I actually got some bitches, your wife is riding on my cock
Don’t call this SpongeBob because at the Bottom, you don’t Rock!
I’ll give you Chills with my Top 10 SCARIEST SIREN HEAD SIGHTINGS!!
Don’t run away cause I’ll eat you whole and go “yim yum” while you are crying
Whatcha gonna do when my homeboy, Freddy Fazbear, jumpscares you?
Throw you into Slenderman’s forest without further ado
Baldi’s here, so is Bendy and Herobrine
WHO YOU CALLING CRINGE WHEN YOUR CUCK ASS CAN BARELY BUST A RHYME?
[Freddy Fazbear]
We have impacted countless childhood lives
[Baldi]
Whether that's as a rumor, a bad guy or a good guy!
[Bendy]
Don’t run away my friend, we hath so much more to tell!
[Siren Head]
Don’t even bother sending out an alert to call for help
[Outro: Announcer]
Who won?
Who’s next?
Only we know!
Inside Joke Rap-
[The Slenderman]
Hey! I didn’t get a verse!
[Announcer]
Oh uh, you already have a battle though…
Wait- wait- wait- AAAAAAAAAA-
Credits
HeyyItsKris

HeyyItsKris

About “Siren Head vs. The Emergency Alert System” by HeyyItsKris

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