[Intro: Stolas and Slymee] Alrighty, time to go get my book... Hi Who the fuck are you and how did you get here?! Oh well, I can't call Blitzy, so might as well add you to my kill list [Verse 1: Stolas] I won't be kept in a jar; my thickness will break right out Owl Daddy loves you except not the Jell-O factories throw outs I'm a horny motherfucker; no stopping my fucking spree! Cum and come make me right at home, but only if you're Blitzy No matter what you try to do, there's no stopping this prince around I'd search through all collapsing Nine Rings of Hell but all your fans dads went far beyond skipping town! I'm spitting sicker than the mental health of all your fans Although, I will say you're very cool if you identify as trans [Verse 2: Slymee] Aww hell yeah, I got my whole damn slussy out But unlike your submissive and breedable ass, I won't be stretched out I'll drop slight NSFW on Twitter all day long; I'm so fucking based! Although this bisexual DILF won't make it past Blitzo's first base! [Verse 3: Stolas] I'm so fucking gay, I can't straight up understand you! Call you my bitch ex wife because only silly lil' fuckheads adore you! I'll call up Blitzo for bondage play and then I'LL TAKE BLITZO'S FAT **** UP MY CLOACA AND- [Interlude: Audio from Helluva Boss Pilot] [Blitzo] Eat this, and then you know that bridge over the freeway? [Loona] Yeah? [Blitzo] Shit off it [Verse 4: Slymee] Quick question: gay son or thot daughter? Just realized that your daughter is an extreme white basic bitch lmao My slussy is amazing while your fanbase is for edgy babies Meanwhile, my fanbase is drowning, drowning, sinking, sinking into my slussy Amoebae like Plankton; erm, what the scallop? SpongeBob Movie Rehydrated got taken down again; Viacom fucking sucks I don't know what to say anymore but I guess you're a cringe ass nae-nae baby Like Blitzo said to Pico, "You should kill yourself... NOW!"
Read the complete lyrics to "Stolas vs. Slime Girls" by HeyyItsKris from the album "Inside Joke Rap Battles: Season 1" in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Comedy, Battle Rap, Meme Rap.
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