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Thumper (Lethal Company) vs. Snailman (Content Warning) Lyrics by HeyyItsKris

Inside Joke Rap Battles: Season 3

2024

[Intro]
Inside Joke Rap Battles
The Thumper
Vs
The Zombie Rap!
Begin!
[Verse 1: Snailman]
It’s me the Zombie
Hey, it’s the Zombie
I am the Zombie
The Zombie Rap Time!
Hey, I’m the Zombie
It’s me the Zombie
I did that out of order
I’m gonna kill myself now
THE ZOMBIE IS DEAD, IT’S ME ZOMBIE.EXE!
THUGIE AND THUGALUS ARE IN HELL WITH ME!
YOU DIDN’T WATCH OUR HOUR LONG LET’S PLAY VIDEOS!
SO NOW I’M GONNA EAT YOU SLOWLY AND HYPER-REALISTICALLY!
NOT EVEN THE KLANSMEN AND THEIR KNIVES CAN KILL ME!
I’M YOUR GOD NOW BITCH, ZOMBIE RULES FOR ALL ETERNITY!
DOES THIS CONTENT NEED A WARNING NOW MOTHERFUCKER?!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU MY BITCH, MY PERSONAL ZOMBIE SPAWN SUCKER!
[Verse 2: Thumper]
*incomprehensible screaming*
[Interlude, spoken: The Announcer]
Uhh, that’s all the ideas we had for this battle… time to bring in the guest characters!
[Verse 3: Ao Oni]
Freshmans, Freshmans, I’m Ao-ing everywhere!
I’m that bald blue demon, though, I do look good with hair!
I need to find all of the high schoolers class!
You will be put on blast!
And if you get in my way, then I’m gonna eat your fucking ass!
[Verse 4: Goobert the Skeleton and Ao Oni]
Hello Ao Oni…
Who the fuck are you?
I am Goobert the Skeleton...
And I will now make everyone pregnant… instantly...
Wha- I’m not ready for this kind of commitment yet!
Shhh… it’s okay honey, take your time...
[Verse 5: Caine]
Whoops, looks like these two freaks made it through!
Well now that freak show is gone to procreate
I mean seriously, that’s fucked up stuff even AO3 wouldn’t make!
Welcome to the Circus dear, you can’t escape the fun!
If you hated it the first time, too bad, you thought it was done?
I’m Ohio Baby Gronkin’ outta my moggin’ mind right now!
We goin’ rizz for rizz up in this bitch, you down to clown?
Zombie, you stayed unfunny after the 15th time
And Thumper, your game fell off harder than Kris’ frame-rate died!
Goobert Oni makes me question why I still put up with this shit?
Don’t use this for a reaction meme, you unfunny fucking crackers!
Whoops, looks like my time is up, like Gummygoo’s importance!
Rizz me later betas, meet me in The Amazing Digital Gyatt-ius!
[Verse 6: MX]
You just keep- fucking screaming- and- rhyming gyatt
That isn’t funny- wait
Am I really about to waste my one appearance per season in this shit show of a battle?
Is it still too late to pull out and wait for a better time because like I know I say this is unfunny every time but seriously this shit sucks ass
And how much you wanna bet Jelly and Lampy are gonna put it in like S-Tier in the tier list or some shit like that
Have some standards
MX Out
Play Pillar Chase 2 on Roblox
[Outro: Caine]
Well, I guess since I’m the last one here…
I guess the only thing left for you to do is put
All your eyes on me!
Where else would you wanna be-?
Credits
HeyyItsKris

HeyyItsKris

About “Thumper (Lethal Company) vs. Snailman (Content Warning)” by HeyyItsKris

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