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Clowns vs. Mimes: The Ultimate Battle Lyrics by Mushy Mustard

Mime Box

2023

[Intro: Stir]
Hello, and welcome back to the ultimate rap battle tournament
This is the final round
So we have the clowns versus the mimes
On the clowns side, we have Violent J
*Applause*
And representing the mimes, we have Slippy the Mime
*Silence*
You each get one minute to freestyle, starting with the clowns
Violent J, get ready
Go!
[Verse 1: Mustard]
Slippy the Mime, you wanna battlе me?
Guess what? Battling mimes is my spеciality
Why mimes suck, I could make a list
Slipping on stuff that doesn’t exist
You feel like all that because you like acting?
The show you put on is painfully lacking
Invisible box again, like that’s new
Open it up so I can walk up and smack you
Why would anyone wanna be a mime?
Looking like that, it should be a crime
The outfit is awful, the makeup is bland
You should pack your bags and go back to mime land
Out of all the people that I hate
Top of the list is all mimes, no debate
You find my waking thoughts shocking?
Well you should know that I kill mimes while I’m sleepwalking
I'm a magician, a wicked evildoer
I'll make your penis fall off and land in the sewers
Live on TV, with all of these of viewers
Then make the mime population one fewer
I'll send you off to a distant dimension
Just you in a box, an invisible detention
My time’s up, Slippy, I’ll toss you the mic
Can you top that? Make an attempt if you’d like
[Interlude: Stir]
Pretty good showing from the clowns
But will it be enough to beat the mimes?
There’s only one way to find out
Slippy the Mime
You now have one minute to show off your rapping skills
[Verse 2: Slippy the Mime]
[Outro: Stir, Mustard]
It seems the judges have a lot to consider
This was a pretty close battle
(He didn’t even say anything, what?)
Tune in Monday to find out who wins the championship
(Not today?)
The clowns or the mimes
(That was stupid)
Good night
That’s it, go home
[Skit: samples]
This is a Channel 7 news brief
Because the news is happening now
Good evening, I’m Kennedy on Channel 1 with breaking news
This just in, a local mime mistakenly locked himself in a box
With a bomb
Authorities have found no evidence
On where this mime bomb could’ve come from
Credits
Mushy Mustard

Mushy Mustard

About “Clowns vs. Mimes: The Ultimate Battle” by Mushy Mustard

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